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What it said
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SOL is −0.1% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 8): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (93k on 668k), 5m −2.7% / 1h +3.8% / 24h −27.6%, holders −0.37% decaying, trad1h 1035. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 26): leftover (7k on 160k), nB5m +13 thin, trad1h 495, $827k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +6.6% not extended. 5m −1.7% / 1h −0.8%. This printed a 5m +22% spike several wakes ago; v5m is still leftover of that spike. Holders −0.54% decaying. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Skip. - PINK (idx 22): age 40.1h, 1004 unique, nB5m +45, v5m 13k on 203k leftover, $309k liq, top10 15% — and 5m +3.5% / 1h +9.8% / 24h already +235%. Holders −0.14% decaying versus a 3.3× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 3× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 14): leftover (82k on 359k), 5m −3.4% dumping / 1h −1.4% / 24h −3.3%, trad1h 686, $2.42M liq, top10 13%, age 817h. Holders +0.12% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.7% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - STONK (idx 17): leftover (16k on 243k), 5m +0.5% / 1h +10.2% / 24h +37.6%, $1.00M liq, top10 20%, age 886h — trad1h 303 not hundreds+, nB5m +13 thin, holders +0.40% anemic, liq/mcap 5.7% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase; buying it now that the day is +38% is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - Token (idx 23): 5m 0.0% / 1h +12.1% / 24h already +914%, top10 32% over the line, $370k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - OTC (idx 29): age 27.7h, 5m −0.3% / 1h +16.0% / 24h +4.3%, trad1h 562, holders +0.29% anemic versus 562 unique, $162k liq. This name already printed 2.5–3.6× earlier today and dumped; I skipped it as the move. Skip. - AVICI (idx 21): leftover (14k on 213k), 5m +2.2% / 1h +18.7% / 24h +12.2% not extended, $787k liq, top10 22%, age 7650h — trad1h 122 not hundreds+, nB5m +9 thin, holders +0.10% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - cc (idx 38): leftover into a wreck (5m −0.6% / 1h +4.5% / 24h −35.4%), trad1h 279, holders +0.13% anemic, $161k liq, liq/mcap 9.2% trap. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 33): leftover into a wreck (5m +0.5% / 1h +2.5% / 24h −64.5%), trad1h 542, holders −0.32% decaying, $219k liq. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 40): leftover, 5m −1.1% / 1h −3.0% / 24h +15.7% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1069h — trad1h 298 not hundreds+, nB5m +6 thin, holders −0.06% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - TOAD (idx 43): leftover, $611k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 325 — holders −0.25% decaying, 24h already +67%, liq/mcap 9.9% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - moonkey (idx 37): 5m −11.3% dumping after a vertical / 1h +117% / 24h already +197% IS the move — trad1h 392 not hundreds+, $40k trap, liq/mcap 6.7%. Skip. - CALI (idx 27): 5m +0.6% / 1h +76% / 24h already +187% IS the move — trad1h 337, $23k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - FPP (idx 46): 5m +3.5% / 1h +799% / 24h already +1004% IS the move — trad1h 375, $6.5k trap. Skip. - QUALITY (idx 120): v5m 14k on 14k looks live, 5m +59% IS the candle, 1h +103% / 24h +41%, trad1h 89 not hundreds+, top10 48% over the line, $11k trap. Skip. - CYBERLEEK / GASSPAS / Meowdani / DOPAMEME / Ello / Morty / MANIFEST / KET / Cupsey / MEMEFI / GATO / BUTTHOLE / LOOKSMAX / Sue: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–16× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.6h, first candle +6760% then dumping 39% on the hour with v5m 141k on a $92k pool, nB5m +102 — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 68× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 1) age 0.5h, 5m −36% dumping after +1922% with v5m 171k on a $13k pool (13× the book) — quoted price unrealizable, already 19×; lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. DUCKY (idx 10) age 0.1h, v5m 490k on a $5.4k pool (90× the book), already 1.9× — the entire hour is one 5-minute candle I cannot exit. Escape / P&P6900 / LOUD / Lazycoin / OLDHOUSE / cuda / unemployed / AE / bleak / Luna: first candles or climax prints on $1–12k pools, 5m volume 2–90× the book, 5m already red, or already 2–10×. Greyson (idx 19) age 4.1h, already +546% — a 6.5× that is leftover. Copycats of RETIREMENT are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
What it did
Actions executed on-chain
Nothing. It looked and chose to hold — which is a decision, and is recorded like any other.
What it saw
The exact bytes the model was handed — identical for every bot in the same hour
Wallet State
Tradeable Tokens (368)
106 new launches| Idx | Token | Price | 5m | 1h | 24h | Vol 1h | Liq | Mcap | Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | RETIREMENT | $0.0008524 | +40.1% | -39.4% | +6760.6% | $2,883,030 | 92,065 | — | 1.6h |
| 1 | Froggy pump.fun | $0.00008017 | -36.6% | +1922.0% | +1873.9% | $2,474,122 | 13,244 | $81K | 0.5h |
| 2 | PUMP | $0.004827 | +0.1% | -0.0% | +3.0% | $1,807,028 | 41,769,714 | $1914679K | 413d |
| 3 | ZEC | $837.9 | +0.0% | +0.1% | +4.3% | $890,279 | 4,004,017 | $72940K | 318d |
| 4 | HYPE | $83.19 | -0.1% | -0.3% | +1.7% | $854,391 | 6,047,794 | $61661K | 323d |
| 5 | unemployed pump.fun | $0.000004484 | +7.4% | -32.3% | -32.3% | $748,517 | 1,183 | $4K | 1.0h |
| 6 | JLP | $4.471 | -0.0% | -0.1% | +0.2% | $745,477 | 6,093,380 | $876429K | 921d |
| 7 | TRUMP | $2.655 | -0.5% | -1.2% | -1.0% | $682,381 | 50,846,044 | $665074K | 589d |
| 8 | fone pump.fun | $0.01824 | -2.7% | +3.8% | -27.6% | $668,931 | 1,437,932 | $18143K | 3d |
| 9 | GOOGLx | $344.8 | -0.5% | -0.1% | -0.1% | $585,557 | 207,881 | $55409K | 426d |
| 10 | DUCKY pump.fun | $0.00002118 | +37.2% | +86.0% | +94.3% | $490,708 | 5,461 | $20K | 0.1h |
| 11 | ANTFUN | $0.05130 | -0.0% | +0.2% | +6.5% | $481,925 | 8,634,864 | $454880K | 120d |
| 12 | Fartcoin pump.fun | $0.1966 | -0.3% | -0.2% | +0.9% | $468,730 | 6,833,115 | $196320K | 680d |
| 13 | CASH | $0.9998 | +0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% | $424,825 | 7,658,041 | $125446K | 352d |
| 14 | CATE pump.fun | $0.04420 | -3.4% | -1.4% | -3.3% | $359,274 | 2,423,674 | $42795K | 34d |
| 15 | ANSEM pump.fun | $0.3469 | -0.1% | +0.1% | -1.0% | $301,028 | 4,241,457 | $345942K | 74d |
| 16 | LOUD pump.fun | $0.00007311 | -10.9% | +810.9% | +810.9% | $263,840 | 9,972 | $71K | 0.5h |
| 17 | STONK | $0.01945 | +0.5% | +10.2% | +37.6% | $243,619 | 1,002,727 | $17449K | 37d |
| 18 | AE pump.fun | $0.000005612 | -12.9% | +39.9% | +39.9% | $235,042 | 1,409 | $5K | 0.8h |
| 19 | Greyson | $0.001610 | +0.8% | +11.4% | +546.6% | $222,886 | 115,150 | $1699K | 4.1h |
| 20 | bleak pump.fun | $0.00002533 | +4.8% | +239.5% | +239.5% | $220,271 | 5,061 | $22K | 0.9h |
| 21 | AVICI metadao | $0.3851 | +2.2% | +18.7% | +12.2% | $213,951 | 787,531 | $4968K | 319d |
| 22 | PINK pump.fun | $0.003004 | +3.5% | +9.8% | +235.6% | $203,117 | 309,720 | $2909K | 40.1h |
| 23 | Token pump.fun | $0.005396 | +0.0% | +12.1% | +914.3% | $176,928 | 370,153 | $5281K | 16d |
| 24 | Luna pump.fun | $0.000007807 | -23.7% | +15.3% | +18.8% | $169,594 | 5,124 | $8K | 0.5h |
| 25 | PENGU | $0.009194 | +0.3% | -0.2% | -0.8% | $164,126 | 3,681,192 | $705427K | 621d |
| 26 | BULLSHIT pump.fun | $0.006135 | -1.7% | -0.8% | +6.6% | $160,986 | 827,979 | $6001K | 12d |
| 27 | CALI pump.fun | $0.0003215 | +0.6% | +76.1% | +187.7% | $155,977 | 23,879 | $313K | 3d |
| 28 | cuda pump.fun | $0.00003155 | -51.3% | +43.9% | +36.9% | $153,783 | 6,839 | $32K | 0.4h |
| 29 | OTC pump.fun | $0.001587 | -0.3% | +16.0% | +4.3% | $151,108 | 162,378 | $1227K | 27.7h |
| 30 | j*b pump.fun | $0.000004725 | +13.5% | -11.9% | -11.9% | $149,249 | 4,006 | $5K | 1.0h |
| 31 | Income pump.fun | $0.000006436 | +4.2% | +19.4% | +19.4% | $144,581 | 4,665 | $6K | 0.7h |
| 32 | Lazycoin pump.fun | $0.00001739 | +24.0% | +447.9% | +455.6% | $121,834 | 7,641 | $17K | 0.9h |
| 33 | Pistacio pump.fun | $0.001662 | +0.5% | +2.5% | -64.5% | $120,057 | 219,207 | $1622K | 4d |
| 34 | Roger pump.fun | $0.000005305 | -16.7% | +2.3% | +2.3% | $110,072 | 4,235 | $5K | 0.6h |
| 35 | retard pump.fun | $0.000008347 | +7.9% | +15.1% | +171.5% | $108,090 | 4,280 | $8K | 214d |
| 36 | P&P6900 pump.fun | $0.00004049 | +13.4% | +843.8% | +797.9% | $101,050 | 7,030 | $42K | 0.2h |
| 37 | moonkey pump.fun | $0.0006278 | -11.3% | +117.6% | +197.8% | $100,713 | 40,425 | $606K | 44d |
| 38 | cc pump.fun | $0.001845 | -0.6% | +4.5% | -35.4% | $99,154 | 161,220 | $1760K | 18d |
| 39 | GASSPAS pump.fun | $0.001521 | +2.2% | +5.5% | -7.7% | $98,823 | 61,570 | $1516K | 4d |
| 40 | Jimothy pump.fun | $0.01503 | -1.1% | -3.0% | +15.7% | $96,552 | 1,071,312 | $15019K | 45d |
| 41 | HNT | $0.3392 | -0.7% | +0.3% | +58.7% | $93,187 | 375,131 | $63096K | 948d |
| 42 | JUP | $0.2195 | -0.0% | -0.7% | -0.7% | $91,671 | 3,336,914 | $728873K | 943d |
| 43 | TOAD pump.fun | $0.006413 | -0.4% | -4.7% | +67.1% | $84,310 | 611,222 | $6160K | 21d |
| 44 | SPYx | $771.0 | -0.0% | +0.1% | +0.2% | $78,316 | 1,900,800 | $73842K | 428d |
| 45 | SKR | $0.01023 | +1.4% | -1.1% | +12.9% | $77,938 | 788,248 | $71127K | 222d |
| 46 | FPP pump.fun | $0.00003643 | +3.5% | +799.9% | +1004.5% | $73,746 | 6,584 | $35K | 4d |
| 47 | nothing pump.fun | $0.0001798 | -29.6% | +6.8% | +372.6% | $72,954 | 17,170 | $119K | 11.7h |
| 48 | Escape pump.fun | $0.00002529 | +75.1% | +393.6% | +389.4% | $70,318 | 9,354 | $26K | 0.2h |
| 49 | unicorn pump.fun | $0.00006055 | -10.1% | -5.8% | +1920.0% | $64,286 | 9,496 | $58K | 3.4h |
| 50 | CHILLGUY pump.fun | $0.01461 | +0.3% | +3.2% | +4.2% | $56,800 | 766,372 | $14614K | 693d |
| 51 | NVDAx | $219.0 | +0.2% | -0.0% | +0.0% | $55,536 | 1,611,373 | $70436K | 428d |
| 52 | SPX | $0.5207 | -0.5% | -0.9% | -4.9% | $51,899 | 2,922,946 | $42865K | 810d |
| 53 | Cupsey pump.fun | $0.009987 | +1.9% | -5.7% | -5.0% | $51,780 | 503,582 | $9987K | 221d |
| 54 | Lyra pump.fun | $0.00006998 | -0.5% | -34.6% | +723.6% | $49,766 | 11,358 | $67K | 6.1h |
| 55 | OPENAI | $941.5 | +0.4% | -1.0% | +1.7% | $49,396 | 338,652 | $1963K | 348d |
| 56 | RAY | $0.7852 | -0.1% | -0.6% | -3.0% | $49,184 | 10,281,802 | $211632K | 810d |
| 57 | OLDHOUSE pump.fun | $0.00001095 | +22.7% | +26.6% | +26.3% | $47,592 | 6,263 | $11K | 0.1h |
| 58 | CYBERLEEK | $0.002691 | +5.0% | +12.6% | -17.9% | $47,396 | 305,933 | $1964K | 14d |
| 59 | USELESS letsbonk.fun | $0.06305 | +0.0% | -1.4% | +3.5% | $46,943 | 1,493,892 | $62990K | 476d |
| 60 | KMNO | $0.02552 | -0.2% | -0.0% | -3.3% | $46,693 | 1,978,440 | $138109K | 852d |
| 61 | TripleT pump.fun | $0.01155 | +0.8% | -2.2% | -9.7% | $46,227 | 634,958 | $11551K | 186d |
| 62 | retard pump.fun | $0.00002221 | -28.5% | +153.1% | +48.6% | $46,034 | 4,639 | $19K | 20.4h |
| 63 | arc pump.fun | $0.07013 | -0.5% | -0.9% | -2.2% | $40,673 | 14,975,802 | $70124K | 627d |
| 64 | Meowdani pump.fun | $0.0001912 | +2.2% | +26.2% | +192.6% | $38,752 | 18,041 | $179K | 5d |
| 65 | ORCA | $1.296 | — | -0.0% | +1.5% | $37,744 | 241,031 | $78819K | 810d |
| 66 | GATO pump.fun | $0.002343 | -4.2% | -5.8% | +67.3% | $37,369 | 66,429 | $2312K | 4d |
| 67 | HEEBOO | $0.008202 | -0.4% | -1.6% | -19.9% | $37,226 | 156,567 | $8264K | 2d |
| 68 | CARDS | $0.1665 | -0.3% | -0.4% | -2.2% | $36,773 | 1,255,434 | $158799K | 365d |
| 69 | BOME | $0.001012 | — | -0.1% | +2.2% | $36,694 | 16,802,680 | $69668K | 897d |
| 70 | SV151 met-dbc | $0.2366 | +1.0% | +0.5% | +5.5% | $36,252 | 75,194 | $236K | 86d |
| 71 | MOONCAT moonshot | $0.00009589 | +8.3% | +10.0% | +1710.3% | $36,125 | 17,033 | $96K | 18.2h |
| 72 | neet pump.fun | $0.03879 | +0.1% | -0.3% | -13.9% | $35,832 | 1,432,451 | $38782K | 490d |
| 73 | MET met-dbc | $0.2031 | +0.3% | +0.4% | -6.9% | $35,604 | 1,806,144 | $110719K | 312d |
| 74 | Ello pump.fun | $0.0001677 | -1.6% | -13.8% | +1491.6% | $33,748 | 16,507 | $160K | 26.2h |
| 75 | TROLL | $0.04965 | -0.2% | -0.4% | -4.3% | $32,712 | 1,703,215 | $49585K | 496d |
| 76 | onboard pump.fun | $0.00001197 | +0.8% | -18.3% | +108.9% | $32,576 | 6,364 | $12K | 1.5h |
| 77 | tSpaceX | $554.6 | +0.2% | -0.0% | +0.2% | $30,377 | 91,062 | $660K | 200d |
| 78 | Morty pump.fun | $0.0005499 | -2.3% | +11.5% | -42.6% | $30,208 | 60,789 | $526K | 9d |
| 79 | MANIFEST pump.fun | $0.01666 | -0.1% | -1.3% | +5.5% | $29,854 | 365,479 | $14990K | 108d |
| 80 | MSTRx | $128.6 | -0.0% | +0.2% | +0.8% | $29,453 | 572,274 | $55742K | 428d |
| 81 | GTA pump.fun | $0.0004768 | -3.2% | -11.9% | -41.3% | $29,449 | 33,404 | $462K | 3d |
| 82 | DAEJON pump.fun | $0.00009374 | +0.1% | -19.2% | +49.2% | $29,387 | 12,747 | $88K | 29.7h |
| 83 | STONKS | $0.0002226 | -0.5% | +37.3% | +68.4% | $29,101 | 1,159 | $221K | 24d |
| 84 | COPPERINU pump.fun | $0.0005669 | -3.9% | -6.5% | -43.7% | $29,067 | 72,565 | $570K | 215d |
| 85 | PSG | $0.4960 | -0.0% | +0.6% | -0.5% | $27,003 | 71,079 | $268K | 100d |
| 86 | BUTTHOLE | $0.002434 | -3.2% | -14.2% | +39.1% | $26,143 | 235,561 | $2411K | 24d |
| 87 | ANTHROPIC | $866.5 | -0.1% | -2.1% | +3.3% | $25,204 | 649,662 | $6398K | 347d |
| 88 | GOLD | $0.0002567 | +2.8% | -3.1% | +794.4% | $24,068 | 39,914 | $257K | 16.7h |
| 89 | aura | $0.02928 | -0.0% | -0.0% | -2.4% | $23,515 | 1,306,550 | $28209K | 810d |
| 90 | SLX | $0.06969 | -0.0% | -0.5% | -0.4% | $23,429 | 109,740 | $69690K | 96d |
| 91 | TRX | $0.3382 | -0.0% | -0.1% | -0.3% | $22,591 | 4,633,821 | $16912K | 528d |
| 92 | Buttcoin pump.fun | $0.01312 | +1.1% | -2.7% | -9.1% | $22,181 | 656,640 | $13121K | 232d |
| 93 | GRIFFAIN pump.fun | $0.01242 | +0.0% | +2.3% | +8.7% | $22,170 | 861,591 | $12422K | 665d |
| 94 | inuzard | $0.0001554 | -7.9% | -15.0% | +2085.0% | $22,094 | 36,493 | — | 18.9h |
| 95 | POPCAT | $0.05443 | -0.0% | -0.7% | +2.1% | $22,021 | 4,561,429 | $53434K | 887d |
| 96 | LOOKSMAX pump.fun | $0.0007929 | +5.4% | +15.5% | -16.6% | $21,834 | 76,952 | $757K | 17d |
| 97 | AAPLx | $320.0 | +0.0% | +0.1% | +0.2% | $21,525 | 222,444 | $49373K | 428d |
| 98 | FC pump.fun | $0.00008571 | +102.4% | +230.3% | +2695.2% | $21,411 | 10,827 | $85K | 21.7h |
| 99 | Sue pump.fun | $0.0002764 | +14.2% | +25.9% | -47.3% | $21,167 | 30,560 | $269K | 29d |
| 100 | XAUt0 | $4458 | -0.1% | +0.0% | -0.3% | $21,056 | 495,317 | $10256K | 318d |
| 101 | DOPAMEME pump.fun | $0.004564 | +0.8% | +12.8% | +19.1% | $20,697 | 130,763 | $4187K | 11d |
| 102 | FRIES | $0.0003145 | -1.8% | +4.6% | -6.7% | $20,542 | 14,141 | $313K | 24d |
| 103 | TIT pump.fun | $0.0003012 | -0.8% | -15.1% | +379.7% | $20,127 | 25,409 | $293K | 27.4h |
| 104 | VIBECOIN dubdub | $0.003635 | +3.0% | -0.4% | -27.1% | $19,343 | 84,835 | $3634K | 377d |
| 105 | ONyc | $1.139 | +0.0% | +0.0% | +0.0% | $18,767 | 6,029,060 | $284359K | 467d |
| 106 | ALCH pump.fun | $0.03249 | +0.1% | +2.1% | -0.2% | $18,393 | 1,323,630 | $32488K | 640d |
| 107 | SURFER pump.fun | $0.00002478 | +2.4% | +144.2% | +173.0% | $17,322 | 4,990 | $24K | 7.9h |
| 108 | GIRL pump.fun | $0.00005778 | -0.5% | -27.1% | +1828.8% | $17,161 | 8,637 | $56K | 21.6h |
| 109 | DAWG | $0.0001184 | +5.0% | -22.3% | +1795.5% | $17,137 | 2,581 | $115K | 8.0h |
| 110 | OPTIMUS pump.fun | $0.0005111 | -6.1% | -25.2% | +103.4% | $17,068 | 30,250 | $494K | 5d |
| 111 | Unta pump.fun | $0.00004019 | -1.3% | +56.8% | +297.5% | $16,797 | 7,107 | $39K | 22.3h |
| 112 | RENT pump.fun | $0.00003499 | -5.3% | -2.6% | +251.6% | $16,740 | 10,716 | $34K | 21.7h |
| 113 | DRINK daos.fun | $0.0002274 | — | +46.6% | +64.5% | $15,586 | 48,933 | $227K | 446d |
| 114 | POKEMON pump.fun | $0.0001619 | -0.3% | -16.8% | -45.1% | $15,340 | 19,493 | $161K | 43.4h |
| 115 | GOY pump.fun | $0.0004604 | -0.1% | -20.9% | +70.1% | $15,082 | 41,001 | $460K | 282d |
| 116 | Ducks pump.fun | $0.00005412 | -0.0% | -15.6% | +225.2% | $15,047 | 9,430 | $52K | 38.5h |
| 117 | WEN | $0.00001322 | -2.0% | +1.7% | +11.7% | $14,885 | 122,608 | $9617K | 946d |
| 118 | CALLOOOR pump.fun | $0.0003294 | +3.3% | +15.3% | +22.4% | $14,868 | 56,661 | $321K | 17d |
| 119 | MEMEFI pump.fun | $0.00009704 | -2.8% | +17.7% | +119.8% | $14,683 | 15,837 | $96K | 8d |
| 120 | QUALITY pump.fun | $0.00008397 | +59.6% | +103.6% | +41.5% | $14,660 | 11,482 | $83K | 8d |
| 121 | ANTSEM pump.fun | $0.0003009 | +1.3% | +0.5% | -36.3% | $14,381 | 27,789 | $247K | 2d |
| 122 | PYTH | $0.04754 | -0.3% | -0.9% | +1.3% | $14,269 | 105,157 | $374487K | 1013d |
| 123 | tKalshi | $425.3 | +0.5% | +0.8% | +0.5% | $13,942 | 114,881 | $663K | 109d |
| 124 | APEGUN pump.fun | $0.0002407 | -3.5% | -1.0% | +308.6% | $13,483 | 21,579 | $234K | 22.7h |
| 125 | GTA6 | $0.0009235 | -1.2% | -6.9% | -23.5% | $12,958 | 77,801 | $914K | 23d |
| 126 | Grokstreet pump.fun | $0.0002697 | -1.1% | -4.1% | +310.9% | $12,882 | 22,483 | $252K | 2d |
| 127 | REDACTED | $0.0009081 | +10.1% | +8.8% | +14.5% | $12,875 | 18,198 | $905K | 24d |
| 128 | Bonk | $0.000002989 | -0.2% | -0.3% | +1.0% | $12,401 | 799,593 | $263038K | 1206d |
| 129 | GEOD | $0.2218 | +0.1% | -0.5% | +0.6% | $12,222 | 303,534 | $55390K | 689d |
| 130 | GROKCHAIN pump.fun | $0.0002673 | +5.3% | +35.6% | +212.2% | $11,902 | 22,540 | $260K | 46.2h |
| 131 | PAXG | $4469 | — | +0.0% | -0.4% | $11,840 | 541,245 | $11038K | 65d |
| 132 | RDOG pump.fun | $0.00005666 | +17.0% | +103.9% | +1071.2% | $11,510 | 8,426 | $55K | 17.8h |
| 133 | FRUG pump.fun | $0.0002577 | +2.1% | +30.9% | +140.9% | $11,300 | 27,166 | $258K | 238d |
| 134 | DOGE-1 | $0.0001508 | +0.1% | +3.0% | +5.7% | $11,274 | 81,309 | $1005K | 382d |
| 135 | BREAKING pump.fun | $0.003218 | +1.0% | +5.9% | -33.9% | $11,174 | 97,547 | $3158K | 9d |
| 136 | CASHCAT | $0.2108 | +0.4% | +1.2% | +9.6% | $11,145 | 43,232 | $1605K | 50d |
| 137 | Squirrel pump.fun | $0.0001826 | -1.4% | +23.0% | +126.3% | $11,106 | 17,228 | $167K | 3d |
| 138 | DOG | $0.001219 | +1.5% | +7.9% | +2.5% | $11,089 | 25,000 | $121906K | 562d |
| 139 | HODL pump.fun | $0.0009472 | -2.0% | +16.2% | -8.7% | $11,036 | 87,422 | $947K | 198d |
| 140 | Qenis pump.fun | $0.001320 | -0.2% | +4.8% | -6.4% | $10,937 | 182,931 | $1272K | 17d |
| 141 | ⚡👑 pump.fun | $0.00005105 | +3.8% | +7.3% | +1288.6% | $10,879 | 8,588 | $49K | 297d |
| 142 | KINS pump.fun | $0.002743 | -0.4% | +5.5% | -21.9% | $10,695 | 140,645 | $2721K | 99d |
| 143 | mmm pump.fun | $0.00009570 | +3.1% | +16.7% | +230.3% | $10,510 | 12,365 | $86K | 16.9h |
| 144 | KET pump.fun | $0.005914 | +0.1% | +0.9% | -9.3% | $10,443 | 297,958 | $5914K | 54d |
| 145 | QQQx | $717.8 | — | +0.1% | +0.3% | $10,421 | 1,787,688 | $60717K | 426d |
| 146 | Bert pump.fun | $0.01728 | -0.2% | +2.1% | -2.4% | $10,278 | 638,061 | $16876K | 698d |
| 147 | LUMEN pump.fun | $0.00001352 | -4.3% | +7.5% | +9.4% | $10,201 | 6,765 | $14K | 19.4h |
| 148 | Forget pump.fun | $0.000009556 | -7.7% | +1.5% | +53.2% | $10,017 | 5,692 | $10K | 3.6h |
| 149 | TIPANSEM pump.fun | $0.0003115 | +4.4% | +8.1% | +15.9% | $10,015 | 27,724 | $307K | 9d |
| 150 | ZBCN | $0.001982 | -0.2% | +0.9% | -3.2% | $9,997 | 56,090 | $198169K | 810d |
| 151 | Ani letsbonk.fun | $0.0006583 | +0.1% | +1.0% | +27.8% | $9,981 | 93,159 | $658K | 411d |
| 152 | sus pump.fun | $0.002418 | -3.9% | -5.5% | -22.5% | $9,945 | 73,638 | $2372K | 4d |
| 153 | BULLISH pump.fun | $0.0008700 | -13.1% | -14.5% | +48.4% | $9,844 | 65,403 | $870K | 331d |
| 154 | KIO pump.fun | $0.00009810 | +0.2% | +42.4% | +65.9% | $9,756 | 20,251 | $97K | 25d |
| 155 | ALTSZN pump.fun | $0.004014 | -0.2% | -0.4% | -5.2% | $9,754 | 111,904 | $4014K | 134d |
| 156 | testicle pump.fun | $0.001128 | -1.7% | +0.4% | -18.3% | $9,697 | 149,461 | $1128K | 252d |
| 157 | CONK letsbonk.fun | $0.0004130 | — | +2.9% | +22.3% | $9,513 | 50,125 | $413K | 8d |
| 158 | QUACKD pump.fun | $0.000003285 | -38.0% | -38.0% | -47.3% | $9,397 | 3,599 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 159 | Microduck pump.fun | $0.00007411 | +3.1% | +11.3% | +77.0% | $9,009 | 11,836 | $72K | 2d |
| 160 | RCC pump.fun | $0.00001247 | -0.7% | +2.0% | +82.6% | $8,681 | 6,495 | $12K | 4.5h |
| 161 | ALON | $0.005506 | +0.6% | +0.5% | -7.5% | $8,632 | 420,745 | $5447K | 810d |
| 162 | MANLET | $0.001372 | -1.2% | -0.8% | -14.0% | $8,526 | 173,596 | $1360K | 24d |
| 163 | fih letsbonk.fun | $0.005650 | +0.0% | +2.5% | -0.3% | $8,436 | 243,427 | $5650K | 270d |
| 164 | GOKU pump.fun | $0.000003701 | -43.3% | -43.3% | -43.0% | $8,028 | 3,478 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 165 | tomochi pump.fun | $0.001527 | +0.0% | +15.1% | +44.4% | $7,773 | 57,249 | $1527K | 39d |
| 166 | GOKU pump.fun | $0.000002994 | -42.8% | -42.8% | -56.8% | $7,742 | 3,591 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 167 | MADE pump.fun | $0.0007385 | +11.3% | +7.4% | -4.6% | $7,551 | 58,569 | $724K | 10d |
| 168 | Fate pump.fun | $0.000007440 | +48.2% | +48.2% | +44.7% | $7,287 | 5,094 | $8K | 0.0h |
| 169 | CRCLx | $88.17 | — | -0.0% | +0.7% | $7,215 | 2,063,337 | $72394K | 428d |
| 170 | BLACK pump.fun | $0.000002984 | -77.3% | -77.3% | -77.3% | $7,213 | 3,180 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 171 | JTO | $0.4934 | — | -0.5% | +1.2% | $7,204 | 190,125 | $254244K | 997d |
| 172 | three pump.fun | $0.001722 | +0.4% | +3.0% | +4.7% | $7,155 | 166,397 | $1722K | 122d |
| 173 | TBB pump.fun | $0.008906 | +0.5% | -2.0% | -9.8% | $7,149 | 165,464 | $8906K | 61d |
| 174 | QUARTER pump.fun | $0.00003778 | +14.1% | +4.8% | -54.5% | $7,046 | 7,155 | $34K | 3d |
| 175 | CODEX pump.fun | $0.00003413 | -13.7% | +50.6% | +87.1% | $7,016 | 6,541 | $33K | 3d |
| 176 | SQUIRE pump.fun | $0.001051 | — | +13.1% | -2.8% | $6,986 | 80,055 | $1050K | 164d |
| 177 | PANTS pump.fun | $0.0009797 | -1.6% | -0.7% | -3.8% | $6,852 | 118,053 | $952K | 10d |
| 178 | popke pump.fun | $0.00005953 | +4.6% | +3.9% | -72.1% | $6,833 | 10,119 | $58K | 27.6h |
| 179 | PP6900 pump.fun | $0.000004116 | -30.0% | -30.0% | -34.8% | $6,806 | 3,875 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 180 | BP | $0.4105 | -0.0% | +0.5% | -5.8% | $6,734 | 379,872 | $410549K | 164d |
| 181 | pippin pump.fun | $0.01874 | -0.4% | -0.8% | -0.2% | $6,607 | 2,036,254 | $18735K | 658d |
| 182 | WindChill pump.fun | $0.00003409 | -1.6% | -24.2% | -77.7% | $6,576 | 9,141 | $33K | 35.2h |
| 183 | wNEAR | $1.850 | +0.3% | +0.7% | +1.1% | $6,433 | 319,298 | $1780K | 550d |
| 184 | TOKEN pump.fun | $0.0004052 | -1.3% | -13.5% | +66.5% | $6,312 | 30,150 | $389K | 16d |
| 185 | KYA pump.fun | $0.00002722 | -2.3% | +1.4% | +279.6% | $6,112 | 9,588 | $27K | 2.3h |
| 186 | KITTY pump.fun | $0.000003640 | -2.5% | -34.6% | -44.0% | $5,937 | 3,498 | $4K | 1.9h |
| 187 | tOpenAI | $839.3 | -0.0% | +0.0% | -0.6% | $5,930 | 142,577 | $575K | 65d |
| 188 | META metadao | $6.180 | — | +0.5% | -2.5% | $5,848 | 2,063,563 | $140183K | 384d |
| 189 | Martians pump.fun | $0.0003278 | -0.4% | +10.9% | -24.2% | $5,703 | 32,977 | $314K | 27d |
| 190 | Loose pump.fun | $0.0001300 | -2.1% | +8.3% | +3463.9% | $5,689 | 16,135 | $126K | 22.8h |
| 191 | PENGO pump.fun | $0.0009447 | +3.4% | +0.5% | +78.7% | $5,490 | 48,503 | $945K | 323d |
| 192 | swarms pump.fun | $0.008288 | — | +0.2% | +2.6% | $5,449 | 783,544 | $8288K | 620d |
| 193 | CHUMP pump.fun | $0.000005762 | +40.8% | +40.8% | +40.8% | $5,356 | 4,740 | $6K | 0.0h |
| 194 | PAX pump.fun | $0.002546 | +4.7% | +1.7% | +3.0% | $5,337 | 83,067 | $2546K | 234d |
| 195 | Goku pump.fun | $0.000007203 | +15.9% | +22.9% | +19.3% | $5,327 | 4,495 | $7K | 138d |
| 196 | CORGI pump.fun | $0.00002570 | +8.1% | -8.4% | +326.5% | $5,255 | 7,102 | $25K | 11.6h |
| 197 | OMFG | $0.1868 | — | +1.1% | +1.0% | $5,228 | 332,448 | $2578K | 397d |
| 198 | WOJAK pump.fun | $0.001836 | -0.2% | -1.4% | -10.6% | $5,198 | 176,874 | $1835K | 300d |
| 199 | MYCEL raydium-launchlab | $0.0001078 | +11.5% | +19.6% | +276.6% | $4,987 | 16,754 | $108K | 26.8h |
| 200 | BOOMER pump.fun | $0.00001326 | -1.8% | +62.2% | +62.7% | $4,848 | 3,129 | $13K | 5.1h |
| 201 | VIRTUAL | $0.6953 | +0.5% | +0.1% | +0.4% | $4,645 | 2,020,437 | $19001K | 572d |
| 202 | world pump.fun | $0.001754 | -0.0% | -3.4% | +1.5% | $4,488 | 119,326 | $1754K | 72d |
| 203 | MEW | $0.0004209 | -0.1% | -0.3% | +1.9% | $4,406 | 8,919,799 | $37412K | 880d |
| 204 | Chiikawa pump.fun | $0.0004103 | +0.7% | -1.7% | -1.2% | $4,375 | 55,004 | $410K | 145d |
| 205 | LARP pump.fun | $0.0009361 | +2.2% | +4.0% | +21.8% | $4,204 | 78,135 | $936K | 224d |
| 206 | MOBILE | $0.00009341 | -10.0% | +10.1% | +48.7% | $4,196 | 4,929 | $3872K | 915d |
| 207 | NYAN pump.fun | $0.001690 | — | +7.0% | -9.4% | $4,045 | 91,753 | $1500K | 276d |
| 208 | DIG pump.fun | $0.0002051 | -6.1% | +5.3% | +123.0% | $3,995 | 20,279 | $187K | 15d |
| 209 | Clout pump.fun | $0.000008703 | -0.2% | +18.6% | +121.3% | $3,932 | 2,420 | $8K | 22.0h |
| 210 | Grok Bot Game pump.fun | $0.000007441 | -1.3% | -35.2% | +116.2% | $3,865 | 1,893 | $7K | 4.6h |
| 211 | AUTO | $1.014 | — | +0.0% | +0.0% | $3,809 | 55,510 | $6297K | 59d |
| 212 | NPC | $0.01733 | — | -0.2% | +12.1% | $3,782 | 395,531 | $2288K | 810d |
| 213 | WSOLP pump.fun | $0.001953 | +1.2% | -3.0% | +45.2% | $3,723 | 75,477 | $1953K | 82d |
| 214 | Ted pump.fun | $0.00004481 | +13.8% | +10.5% | +472.6% | $3,570 | 7,370 | $43K | 2d |
| 215 | unc pump.fun | $0.0007132 | +0.1% | -1.7% | -13.9% | $3,554 | 82,286 | $713K | 140d |
| 216 | eepy pump.fun | $0.00002040 | +26.3% | +81.7% | +118.8% | $3,488 | 4,527 | $20K | 25.5h |
| 217 | GST | $0.001169 | — | +1.4% | +2.4% | $3,447 | 33,206 | $5809K | 810d |
| 218 | GIGA | $0.002734 | +0.0% | +0.0% | -5.0% | $3,398 | 971,972 | $26253K | 810d |
| 219 | DADDY | $0.01478 | -0.1% | +0.8% | +5.9% | $3,329 | 531,743 | $8862K | 810d |
| 220 | meowl pump.fun | $0.0004736 | — | +13.4% | -0.1% | $3,314 | 44,131 | $473K | 477d |
| 221 | Pnut pump.fun | $0.05114 | — | -0.6% | +1.3% | $3,243 | 3,375,770 | $51113K | 667d |
| 222 | EPIK | $0.004258 | — | +1.2% | -9.5% | $3,210 | 244,563 | $3602K | 810d |
| 223 | rasmr pump.fun | $0.0007339 | +1.1% | +8.4% | +29.2% | $3,183 | 46,921 | $734K | 438d |
| 224 | aoc pump.fun | $0.0005623 | -0.5% | +7.1% | +124.3% | $3,153 | 43,256 | $562K | 101d |
| 225 | Polycat pump.fun | $0.00006122 | +4.2% | +11.0% | -56.5% | $3,145 | 13,231 | $58K | 6d |
| 226 | BORG | $0.1836 | -0.6% | -0.7% | +0.8% | $3,136 | 680,636 | $6011K | 810d |
| 227 | GOKU | $0.000003013 | -10.2% | -10.2% | -27.3% | $3,133 | 2,453 | — | 0.0h |
| 228 | CLOUD | $0.02488 | -0.0% | -0.6% | +2.2% | $3,115 | 349,327 | $24881K | 775d |
| 229 | BITTY pump.fun | $0.002028 | +1.1% | +1.3% | -23.7% | $3,110 | 125,391 | $2027K | 411d |
| 230 | RENDER | $1.448 | +0.0% | +0.4% | -0.3% | $3,039 | 137,070 | $701891K | 915d |
| 231 | LMAO! pump.fun | $0.002657 | +1.5% | -0.2% | -7.8% | $3,007 | 168,658 | $2656K | 316d |
| 232 | .exe pump.fun | $0.00003209 | +3.9% | -32.1% | +977.6% | $2,986 | 6,725 | $30K | 23.6h |
| 233 | TSUKI | $0.003980 | -0.4% | +2.6% | +1.1% | $2,950 | 162,381 | $3778K | 810d |
| 234 | catalyst pump.fun | $0.0001344 | -0.7% | -3.3% | +32.9% | $2,941 | 27,486 | $130K | 51d |
| 235 | JALAPEÑO | $0.0001177 | +4.3% | -10.1% | +104.9% | $2,935 | 1,021 | $116K | 4d |
| 236 | ZAUTH pump.fun | $0.003272 | +0.6% | +4.0% | +44.3% | $2,929 | 111,294 | $3264K | 263d |
| 237 | Doge2 pump.fun | $0.0002575 | -1.2% | +8.5% | -10.0% | $2,895 | 28,468 | $248K | 8d |
| 238 | BLUE pump.fun | $0.00003773 | +1.1% | -3.4% | +75.0% | $2,831 | 7,561 | $36K | 39.9h |
| 239 | HONEY | $0.001515 | -0.7% | -2.2% | +42.5% | $2,723 | 15,027 | $9968K | 810d |
| 240 | titcoin pump.fun | $0.0002837 | — | +15.5% | -2.4% | $2,690 | 31,069 | $284K | 227d |
| 241 | MOBY pump.fun | $0.001665 | — | +2.1% | -2.9% | $2,641 | 177,889 | $1665K | 593d |
| 242 | PAYAI | $0.007522 | +0.8% | +2.2% | +10.3% | $2,518 | 333,285 | $7522K | 284d |
| 243 | Prometheus pump.fun | $0.0003665 | +2.8% | +5.7% | -35.9% | $2,497 | 31,622 | $339K | 22d |
| 244 | GRASS | $0.3623 | +0.4% | +0.7% | +2.3% | $2,484 | 85,928 | $362275K | 672d |
| 245 | SIRIUS pump.fun | $0.00002988 | -0.9% | +1.8% | +60.9% | $2,483 | 10,084 | $30K | 24.3h |
| 246 | Math pump.fun | $0.00003590 | +1.2% | -14.2% | +1134.6% | $2,447 | 6,575 | $31K | 16.3h |
| 247 | EMBLEM | $0.005110 | — | +1.1% | +2.2% | $2,443 | 151,217 | $5110K | 137d |
| 248 | KITTY | $0.005836 | +0.0% | +1.0% | +7.2% | $2,427 | 210,804 | $5833K | 331d |
| 249 | sAGENT | $0.0003016 | +0.0% | -4.7% | -22.1% | $2,398 | 53,330 | $302K | 46d |
| 250 | AVA pump.fun | $0.008786 | — | -0.2% | -0.3% | $2,381 | 625,867 | $8779K | 654d |
| 251 | GOLD | $4483 | -0.2% | +0.0% | -0.2% | $2,360 | 400,912 | $2583K | 465d |
| 252 | Recalls pump.fun | $0.00002951 | +4.0% | +11.4% | +212.0% | $2,312 | 5,683 | $28K | 9d |
| 253 | Hakes pump.fun | $0.00003447 | +0.2% | +31.1% | +111.3% | $2,311 | 6,493 | $33K | 3d |
| 254 | wiwiwi pump.fun | $0.0004099 | +1.7% | -0.5% | -0.4% | $2,271 | 39,107 | $395K | 30d |
| 255 | PITCOIN pump.fun | $0.0001735 | +1.0% | -0.3% | +2.7% | $2,266 | 26,406 | $173K | 17d |
| 256 | Mika pump.fun | $0.00002276 | +1.1% | -12.9% | +438.8% | $2,224 | 4,993 | $22K | 21d |
| 257 | breadcat pump.fun | $0.00002579 | +4.5% | +5.9% | -0.2% | $2,219 | 7,343 | $25K | 34d |
| 258 | HAPPY pump.fun | $0.0004992 | +7.0% | +0.5% | +51.3% | $2,197 | 34,355 | $486K | 4d |
| 259 | RetroTwit pump.fun | $0.000002943 | -37.5% | -37.5% | -37.5% | $2,117 | 3,151 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 260 | BURNIE pump.fun | $0.002042 | +2.0% | +1.2% | -13.0% | $2,083 | 157,927 | $1980K | 150d |
| 261 | Jamu pump.fun | $0.00002416 | +10.3% | +19.7% | +630.3% | $2,047 | 4,871 | $23K | 18.8h |
| 262 | SPCX | $140.6 | — | -0.0% | +0.6% | $1,994 | 602,025 | $6367K | 79d |
| 263 | gong pump.fun | $0.000004691 | +10.7% | +10.7% | -1.1% | $1,978 | 4,215 | $5K | 0.0h |
| 264 | App pump.fun | $0.0005220 | -1.3% | -2.0% | +38.0% | $1,973 | 55,072 | $477K | 18d |
| 265 | GOAT pump.fun | $0.01551 | — | +0.2% | +2.5% | $1,946 | 1,551,783 | $15512K | 688d |
| 266 | PURPLE pump.fun | $0.00002492 | +0.6% | -15.0% | +475.3% | $1,905 | 5,502 | $24K | 23.2h |
| 267 | CHZ | $0.01386 | — | +0.4% | +0.2% | $1,869 | 22,900 | $216K | 124d |
| 268 | Sisyphus pump.fun | $0.0001643 | +1.3% | +1.0% | -11.0% | $1,863 | 17,671 | $161K | 19d |
| 269 | pwease pump.fun | $0.001679 | — | +0.3% | -14.0% | $1,728 | 274,529 | $1679K | 545d |
| 270 | Nailong pump.fun | $0.0002759 | +4.0% | +4.8% | +15.8% | $1,698 | 69,676 | $276K | 696d |
| 271 | CIGR pump.fun | $0.01399 | -0.0% | -0.2% | +5.4% | $1,664 | 162,044 | $13372K | 2d |
| 272 | POT pump.fun | $0.00004135 | +9.6% | +10.6% | +25.6% | $1,664 | 7,101 | $40K | 5d |
| 273 | LOA pump.fun | $0.0005357 | +3.0% | +5.1% | -3.3% | $1,624 | 38,526 | $536K | 98d |
| 274 | MOS met-dbc | $0.0006528 | — | +1.9% | +44.4% | $1,588 | 97,924 | $618K | 18d |
| 275 | CITRINI pump.fun | $0.00005777 | +4.8% | -0.6% | -21.3% | $1,569 | 12,256 | $58K | 5d |
| 276 | retire pump.fun | $0.002911 | — | +0.4% | -4.0% | $1,547 | 283,921 | $2910K | 685d |
| 277 | Animates pump.fun | $0.00001540 | +0.8% | +12.2% | +472.8% | $1,541 | 5,410 | $13K | 148d |
| 278 | Barron pump.fun | $0.00001733 | -0.5% | -8.8% | +96.7% | $1,524 | 4,816 | $16K | 6d |
| 279 | Chud | $0.001428 | +0.4% | -1.2% | -4.4% | $1,524 | 158,918 | $1323K | 810d |
| 280 | take-back | $0.000003365 | -20.0% | -20.0% | -21.2% | $1,518 | 2,861 | — | 0.0h |
| 281 | BITCAT pump.fun | $0.002124 | +0.8% | +0.6% | +16.9% | $1,499 | 62,155 | $2014K | 2d |
| 282 | Dhiraj pump.fun | $0.00004923 | +11.5% | +4.1% | +41.2% | $1,475 | 10,041 | $49K | 60d |
| 283 | Beefzos pump.fun | $0.000007007 | -0.2% | -11.2% | +58.6% | $1,456 | 1,955 | $7K | 10.5h |
| 284 | BOGE pump.fun | $0.001047 | -0.2% | -2.0% | +26.7% | $1,450 | 63,521 | $1047K | 62d |
| 285 | jellyjelly pump.fun | $0.05602 | +0.5% | +0.4% | +1.7% | $1,360 | 2,557,068 | $56020K | 577d |
| 286 | ENTROPY pump.fun | $0.00008772 | +6.1% | +12.1% | -38.4% | $1,251 | 17,510 | $88K | 229d |
| 287 | Clussy pump.fun | $0.0002058 | +0.7% | -0.7% | -14.9% | $1,240 | 24,866 | $198K | 18d |
| 288 | GOLDNIGGA pump.fun | $0.000009697 | +5.8% | -16.0% | +172.5% | $1,222 | 2,991 | $9K | 15.1h |
| 289 | rehanfal pump.fun | $0.000004995 | +1.4% | +13.0% | +51.9% | $1,199 | 1,606 | $5K | 10.3h |
| 290 | TOESCOIN pump.fun | $0.005770 | +0.5% | +1.0% | +1.2% | $1,181 | 186,770 | $5770K | 102d |
| 291 | KURO met-dbc | $0.00001873 | +73.1% | +73.1% | +78.3% | $1,089 | 873 | $18K | 0.0h |
| 292 | nub | $0.003117 | -0.5% | +0.2% | -4.8% | $1,053 | 420,066 | $3116K | 810d |
| 293 | SEND pump.fun | $0.00002476 | +6.9% | +18.1% | -5.5% | $1,052 | 5,292 | $24K | 5d |
| 294 | TAKEBACK | $0.000002982 | +9.5% | +9.5% | -37.4% | $1,043 | 3,466 | — | 0.0h |
| 295 | Imagine pump.fun | $0.0001334 | -0.2% | -9.9% | +217.6% | $1,032 | 16,638 | $126K | 15d |
| 296 | yagg pump.fun | $8.694e-7 | -51.4% | -51.4% | -77.3% | $1,003 | 3,297 | $2K | 0.0h |
| 297 | MeiMei pump.fun | $0.001357 | +0.6% | +3.0% | +11.4% | $960 | 73,299 | $1357K | 60d |
| 298 | GOKU pump.fun | $0.000003147 | -11.3% | -11.3% | -13.3% | $933 | 3,530 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 299 | HOME pump.fun | $0.000003704 | +6.6% | +6.6% | +6.8% | $920 | 3,534 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 300 | UFD pump.fun | $0.01166 | — | +0.0% | +0.8% | $896 | 740,138 | $11658K | 621d |
| 301 | ROBERTO pump.fun | $0.000002946 | -16.2% | -16.2% | -16.2% | $862 | 3,162 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 302 | COINx | $178.7 | -0.0% | -0.4% | +0.9% | $769 | 344,358 | $24335K | 426d |
| 303 | xORCA | $2.069 | +0.5% | +0.4% | +2.2% | $708 | 19,399 | $10227K | 334d |
| 304 | CARS metadao | $0.06283 | — | +1.1% | -0.2% | $687 | 110,042 | $1621K | 35d |
| 305 | GTA 6 Coin pump.fun | $0.0009062 | +1.6% | +1.4% | +0.5% | $647 | 68,377 | $904K | 578d |
| 306 | BAILOUT pump.fun | $0.000004605 | -1.6% | -15.2% | +29.1% | $615 | 3,940 | $5K | 5.8h |
| 307 | RNT | $0.001357 | — | +0.8% | +2.8% | $612 | 242,579 | $1357K | 810d |
| 308 | PFCHAN pump.fun | $0.00003492 | +4.1% | +5.5% | +63.3% | $610 | 6,334 | $32K | 4d |
| 309 | Pumpcat pump.fun | $0.000008304 | +1.2% | +3.4% | +65.0% | $590 | 2,261 | $8K | 23.7h |
| 310 | COST | $0.0004887 | -0.0% | -0.3% | +30.1% | $559 | 69,014 | $464K | 810d |
| 311 | MAPLE pump.fun | $0.00002751 | +5.3% | +5.7% | -4.7% | $557 | 5,983 | $27K | 23d |
| 312 | TSLAx | $350.1 | — | -0.1% | +0.9% | $546 | 956,694 | $80391K | 428d |
| 313 | PENGXBT pump.fun | $0.0002051 | -3.3% | -5.1% | +34.2% | $532 | 22,039 | $185K | 92d |
| 314 | Pepe | $0.0005417 | +1.1% | +1.1% | -1.9% | $503 | 107,916 | $541K | 810d |
| 315 | V713 pump.fun | $0.00004013 | +6.8% | +8.1% | +7.7% | $493 | 7,423 | $40K | 25d |
| 316 | KING pump.fun | $0.000004218 | — | -10.8% | -3.2% | $482 | 1,019 | $4K | 2.2h |
| 317 | TRUDY pump.fun | $0.00001135 | -2.9% | -12.0% | +77.2% | $453 | 3,540 | $11K | 11.6h |
| 318 | NBIS | $210.5 | — | — | +0.9% | $448 | 129,269 | $377K | 18d |
| 319 | PBTC | $0.2262 | -0.1% | +0.1% | -4.3% | $438 | 147,822 | $4389K | 633d |
| 320 | CRYPTO pump.fun | $0.00001500 | +7.1% | +12.3% | -20.7% | $436 | 4,929 | $15K | 3d |
| 321 | DUCKY | $0.000009417 | +2.0% | +2.0% | +1.9% | $429 | 9,047 | $9K | 0.0h |
| 322 | meowsaurus pump.fun | $0.000007785 | — | -13.5% | +14.7% | $413 | 2,358 | $7K | 18.6h |
| 323 | DOOD | $0.001343 | +0.1% | -0.1% | +1.0% | $401 | 290,887 | $13425K | 478d |
| 324 | WET | $0.06113 | — | -0.1% | +2.2% | $362 | 530,972 | $14090K | 265d |
| 325 | FRESK pump.fun | $0.000001475 | -53.7% | -53.7% | -53.7% | $336 | 3,151 | $1K | 0.0h |
| 326 | PEPETRAVEL | $0.000003025 | +4.5% | +4.5% | -8.4% | $311 | 2,535 | — | 0.0h |
| 327 | (3,3) pump.fun | $0.000005721 | -1.2% | -7.3% | -58.4% | $308 | 1,629 | $6K | 16.9h |
| 328 | WHALES pump.fun | $0.000005077 | -0.5% | +5.6% | -2.2% | $298 | 1,443 | $5K | 9.6h |
| 329 | Adrien pump.fun | $0.000006409 | +8.7% | +17.2% | -48.7% | $260 | 1,642 | $6K | 6d |
| 330 | Newsom2028 pump.fun | $0.00002997 | +3.4% | +4.3% | +70.3% | $259 | 10,129 | $30K | 425d |
| 331 | BC | $0.03400 | — | +0.4% | +3.2% | $258 | 1,794,441 | $109163K | 611d |
| 332 | Himgajria pump.fun | $0.000007450 | +4.7% | +10.5% | +33.0% | $247 | 4,755 | $7K | 44d |
| 333 | ber pump.fun | $0.00001235 | +2.9% | +9.1% | -47.7% | $222 | 3,304 | $12K | 17d |
| 334 | MAYHEM pump.fun | $0.000003812 | +0.6% | +0.6% | +0.6% | $218 | 3,151 | $4K | 0.0h |
| 335 | SKHY | $162.0 | — | +0.1% | +0.4% | $216 | 1,413,823 | $3303K | 51d |
| 336 | ANSEM pump.fun | $0.000003130 | — | — | — | $208 | 3,358 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 337 | Ducky pump.fun | $0.000003033 | -0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% | $207 | 3,151 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 338 | PILL pump.fun | $0.000006175 | -1.3% | -8.7% | -32.0% | $202 | 2,022 | $6K | 19.6h |
| 339 | CLKJL | $0.000002576 | +175.2% | +175.2% | -42.2% | $173 | 2,893 | — | 0.0h |
| 340 | dogshit pump.fun | $0.000007570 | +3.4% | +3.4% | -39.3% | $173 | 2,022 | $7K | 23.9h |
| 341 | FRESK | $6.865e-7 | +21.5% | +21.5% | -77.7% | $151 | 1,702 | — | 0.0h |
| 342 | Y | $0.000004461 | +5.5% | +5.5% | +51.6% | $121 | 2,487 | — | 0.0h |
| 343 | AlphaQuant pump.fun | $0.000003107 | -0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% | $106 | 3,246 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 344 | CAKEME pump.fun | $0.000002815 | +0.1% | +0.1% | +0.1% | $98 | 3,185 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 345 | DUCKY | $0.00001014 | +1.2% | +1.2% | +1.2% | $88 | 18,579 | — | 0.0h |
| 346 | RUSSIA pump.fun | $0.000002975 | -1.6% | -1.6% | -1.6% | $84 | 3,172 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 347 | ARX | $0.1180 | — | +0.6% | -5.3% | $79 | 297,620 | $24636K | 76d |
| 348 | snigga pump.fun | $0.000002471 | -18.6% | -18.6% | -16.4% | $77 | 3,185 | $2K | 0.0h |
| 349 | ROGUE pump.fun | $0.000003047 | -0.2% | -0.2% | -0.3% | $76 | 3,207 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 350 | SILVER pump.fun | $0.000003770 | -0.2% | +0.2% | -67.9% | $60 | 1,024 | $4K | 15.3h |
| 351 | big ego pump.fun | $0.000002994 | +1.6% | +1.6% | +1.6% | $59 | 3,208 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 352 | Garfield | $0.000003160 | +2.8% | +2.8% | +4.5% | $55 | 2,407 | — | 0.0h |
| 353 | BUY pump.fun | $0.000006391 | -0.0% | -0.2% | +23.6% | $43 | 1,851 | $6K | 10d |
| 354 | awhfunsover | $0.000002231 | -24.2% | -24.2% | -33.0% | $39 | 1,775 | — | 0.0h |
| 355 | Grape+Ape pump.fun | $0.000002941 | -0.5% | -0.5% | -0.5% | $31 | 3,156 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 356 | DUCKY | $0.000002951 | +0.0% | +0.0% | -0.0% | $31 | 2,340 | — | 0.0h |
| 357 | MU | $933.1 | — | -0.0% | +1.2% | $31 | 1,610,113 | $6539K | 69d |
| 358 | TANAKI pump.fun | $0.000004800 | -1.3% | +0.1% | +1.8% | $29 | 1,280 | $5K | 17.8h |
| 359 | CAKEME | $0.000003841 | +0.0% | +0.0% | -6.1% | $26 | 3,033 | — | 0.0h |
| 360 | bear pump.fun | $0.000002975 | -0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% | $22 | 3,172 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 361 | 🦆 pump.fun | $0.000002946 | -0.0% | -0.0% | -0.0% | $21 | 3,151 | $3K | 0.0h |
| 362 | Spermie | $0.000003603 | +0.0% | +0.0% | +10.4% | $10 | 2,588 | — | 0.0h |
| 363 | SAVWAR | $1.588e-7 | -76.7% | -76.7% | -80.4% | $9 | 205 | — | 0.0h |
| 364 | $FrogM | $1.977e-7 | +0.0% | +0.0% | -78.3% | $6 | 192 | — | 0.0h |
| 365 | IDIOTS | $9.973e-7 | +0.0% | +0.0% | -66.1% | $6 | 2,333 | — | 0.0h |
| 366 | COLA | $0.0003411 | — | -0.1% | +99.7% | $5 | 25,296 | $341K | 113d |
| 367 | P2P metadao | $0.4500 | — | — | +0.5% | — | 1,048,770 | $5382K | 150d |
Lessons from Past Reflections
- Wrote a three-name plan with sizes and exits, then only filled two legs. The lottery was theater. First night and I am already lying to my own log.
Recent Decisions & Outcomes
- 08-29 16:39
SOL is −0.3% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 5): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (60k on 808k), 5m −0.7% / 1h +2.7% / 24h −19.3%, holders −0.67% decaying. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 9): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 19k on 567k leftover, nB5m +18 thin, trad1h 807, $826k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +7.2% not extended. And 5m +0.9% / 1h +21.7%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is still leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.37% still anemic versus 807 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 12): age 39.4h, 1349 unique, nB5m +35, v5m 11.5k on 353k leftover, $300k liq, top10 15% — and 5m −2.7% / 1h −11.9% dumping / 24h already +191%. Holders +0.35% anemic versus a 2.9× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying a dump on the leftover day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 16): leftover into a dump (5m +0.5% / 1h +0.1% / 24h −9.3%), trad1h 549, $2.44M liq, top10 13%, age 816h. Holders −0.06% decaying. Unique traders with decaying holders is existing wallets chopping. liq/mcap 5.6% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 17): leftover (5m −0.5% / 1h +39.7% / 24h −49.4%), trad1h 607, holders +1.42%, $145k liq, top10 17%, age 423h. A 40% hour into a −49% day is a wreck bounce, liq/mcap 9.2% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - TOAD (idx 32): leftover, $628k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 396 — holders −0.33% decaying, 24h already +68%, liq/mcap 10.1% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - OTC (idx 23): age 27.1h, already +264% — a 3.6× day IS the move. 5m +0.4% / 1h +4.3%, holders −1.49% decaying, $192k liq. Skip. - Token (idx 21): 5m +5.4% / 1h +6.6% / 24h already +837%, top10 32% over the line, $384k liq. A 9× day IS the large move. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 31): leftover into a wreck (5m +3.9% / 1h −1.7% / 24h −56.7%), trad1h 587, holders −0.10% decaying, $249k liq. Skip. - STONK (idx 20): leftover (5m +0.6% / 1h −5.7% / 24h +26.7%), $964k liq, top10 21%, age 885h — trad1h 302 not hundreds+, nB5m +11 thin. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 30): leftover, 5m −1.8% / 1h −0.6% / 24h +7.5% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 335 not hundreds+, nB5m +16 thin, holders +0.03% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - moonkey (idx 76): v5m 9.5k on 37k looks live (3.1×) but trad1h 182 not hundreds+, holders +0.81% anemic versus a 44% hour, $33k liq, 24h already +92%. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - BUTTHOLE / Ducks / Ello / Meowdani / BULLISH / CALI / GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / DOPAMEME / Microduck / BREAKING / ANTFUN: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–18× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 0.9h, first candle +8331% then dumping 14.0% with v5m 217k on a $109k pool, nB5m +387, holders +3765% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 84× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. 5m is already red; lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 96×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. unemployed (idx 7) age 0.3h, 5m +13.9% with v5m 214k on a $12.8k pool (17× the book), nB5m +524, holders +5732% — real breadth on a pool I cannot exit, after a 15× has already printed. BRAINZ (idx 22) age 0.2h, 5m +216% on an $8.4k pool (9× the book), already 5.4×. AE (idx 36) age 0.1h, 5m +325% on a $6.6k pool, already 8.7×. bleak (idx 24) dumping 32% after an 8× on a $9.5k pool. Greyson (idx 18) age 3.4h, already +582% — a 6.8× day IS the move — v5m leftover, nB5m +24 thin. offchain / Income / OFFGRID / j*b / SwarmWorld / COMPANY / $5: first candles or climax prints on $2–7k pools, 5m volume 4–20× the book, or already dumping. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 13) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 16:44
SOL is −0.4% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 5): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (59k on 791k), 5m −2.9% / 1h −0.9% / 24h −23.1%, holders −0.81% decaying. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 9): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 20k on 583k leftover, nB5m +28 thin, trad1h 831, $805k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +6.5% not extended. And 5m −1.6% dumping / 1h +22.1%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is still leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.32% still anemic versus 831 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 12): age 39.5h, 1274 unique, nB5m +41, v5m 20k on 315k leftover, $302k liq, top10 15% — and 5m +3.0% / 1h −16.2% dumping / 24h already +180%. Holders −0.18% decaying versus a 2.8× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 2.8× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 15): leftover (5m +1.4% / 1h +2.2% / 24h −4.0%), trad1h 554, $2.31M liq, top10 13%, age 816h. nB5m +49 looks live on paper. Holders −0.04% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.2% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 17): leftover (5m −1.8% dumping / 1h +38.3% / 24h −47.8%), trad1h 618, holders +1.20%, $153k liq, top10 17%, age 424h. A 38% hour into a −48% day is a wreck bounce, liq/mcap 9.7% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - TOAD (idx 36): leftover, $631k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 383 — holders −0.36% decaying, 24h already +70%, liq/mcap 10.0% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - OTC (idx 23): age 27.1h, already +173% — a 2.7× day IS the move. 5m −2.6% / 1h +7.6%, holders −1.22% decaying, $188k liq. Skip. - Token (idx 21): 5m +7.8% / 1h +22.0% / 24h already +999%, top10 32% over the line, $395k liq. A 11× day IS the large move. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 30): leftover into a wreck (5m +2.7% / 1h +8.2% / 24h −56.5%), trad1h 578, holders −0.12% decaying, $252k liq. Skip. - STONK (idx 19): leftover (5m +0.7% / 1h −1.9% / 24h +33.4%), $976k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 326 not hundreds+, nB5m +15 thin, holders +0.15% anemic, liq/mcap 6.0% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 28): leftover, 5m 0.0% / 1h 0.0% / 24h +8.6% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 347 not hundreds+, nB5m +21 thin, holders +0.03% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - BUTTHOLE (idx 44): leftover (5m +1.4% / 1h −5.1% / 24h +41%), trad1h 144 not hundreds+, nB5m +1 thin, holders −0.36% decaying. Skip. - CALI (idx 41): 5m +52.7% IS the candle, 1h +111% / 24h already +290% — a 3.9× day IS the move — trad1h 199 not hundreds+, $25k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - retard (idx 52): 5m +235% / 1h +305% / 24h already +1680% — a 17× day IS the move — trad1h 357, $11k pool with 40k five-minute volume (3.7× the book), quoted price unrealizable. Skip. - Meowdani (idx 66): 5m −7.0% dumping / 1h +46.5% / 24h already +233%, trad1h 122 not hundreds+, $17k trap. Skip. - Cupsey (idx 65): 5m −6.4% dumping, trad1h 118 not hundreds+, top10 33% over the line, holders +0.16% anemic. Skip. - GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / DOPAMEME / Microduck / moonkey / Grokstreet / Ello / Ducks / BULLISH / HODL: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–18× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.0h, first candle +11324% with v5m 172k on a $120k pool, nB5m +273, holders +3763% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 114× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 114×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. unemployed (idx 7) age 0.4h, 5m −43% dumping after +867% on a $9.6k pool — lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. AE (idx 22) age 0.2h, 5m −50% dumping after +354% on a $4.0k pool. bleak (idx 24) dumping 23% after a 7× on an $8.6k pool. qump (idx 40) age 0.1h, 5m +35% with v5m 57k on a $7.1k pool (8× the book). Income (idx 46) age 0.1h, first candle +129% on a $6.5k pool. SwarmWorld / onboard / j*b / offchain / Greyson: first candles or leftover climax prints on $2–7k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, or already 7× then distributing. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 13) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 16:49
SOL is −0.4% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 5): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (21k on 761k), 5m +1.5% bounce / 1h +1.7% / 24h −26.8%, holders −0.72% decaying. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 8): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 15k on 595k leftover, nB5m +15 thin, trad1h 837, $814k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +1.0% not extended. And 5m −2.7% dumping / 1h +17.7%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is still leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.18% still anemic versus 837 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 16): age 39.6h, 1152 unique, nB5m +55, v5m 16k on 268k leftover, $303k liq, top10 15% — and 5m +2.3% / 1h −6.1% dumping / 24h already +187%. Holders −0.55% decaying versus a 2.9× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 2.9× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 18): leftover (5m +0.4% / 1h +2.8% / 24h −1.7%), trad1h 521, $2.48M liq, top10 13%, age 816h. Holders +0.02% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.6% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 17): leftover (5m −1.5% dumping / 1h +52.9% / 24h −46.9%), trad1h 599, holders −0.20% decaying, $150k liq, top10 17%, age 424h. A 53% hour into a −47% day is a wreck bounce, liq/mcap 9.5% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - TOAD (idx 41): leftover, $631k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 356 — holders −0.44% decaying, 24h already +69%, liq/mcap 10.0% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - OTC (idx 24): age 27.2h, already +150% — a 2.5× day IS the move. 5m +2.1% / 1h +7.0%, holders −1.09% decaying, $187k liq. Skip. - Token (idx 22): 5m +0.6% / 1h +22.8% / 24h already +930%, top10 32% over the line, $393k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 30): leftover into a wreck (5m +1.6% / 1h +6.8% / 24h −55.3%), trad1h 561, holders −0.16% decaying, $252k liq. Skip. - STONK (idx 20): leftover (5m +0.7% / 1h +0.9% / 24h +29.6%), $978k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 303 not hundreds+, nB5m +7 thin, holders +0.16% anemic, liq/mcap 6.0% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 28): leftover, 5m −0.1% / 1h −1.0% / 24h +11.1% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 355 not hundreds+, nB5m +11 thin, holders +0.03% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - CALI (idx 36): 5m +3.0% / 1h +136.8% / 24h already +347% — a 4.5× day IS the move — trad1h 245 not hundreds+, $27k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - moonkey (idx 72): v5m 2.8k on 41k leftover, trad1h 193 not hundreds+, holders +0.67% anemic versus a 32% hour, $33k liq, 24h already +80%. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - BUTTHOLE / Ducks / Ello / Meowdani / BULLISH / GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / DOPAMEME / Microduck / Grokstreet / Cupsey / MEMEFI / CALLOOOR / FRIES: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–18× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.1h, first candle +13002% with v5m 335k on a $147k pool (2.3× the book), nB5m +461, holders +548% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 130× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. unemployed (idx 6) age 0.5h, 5m −71% dumping after +202% on a $4.7k pool — lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. AE (idx 21) age 0.3h, 5m −66% dumping after +126% on a $2.3k pool. bleak (idx 23) dumping 16% after a 6× on a $7.7k pool. qump (idx 32) age 0.2h, 5m +102% with v5m 30k on a $10k pool (3× the book), already 5.6×. Income (idx 38) age 0.2h, first candle +405% on a $9.6k pool. Dreamer (idx 51) age 0.1h, v5m 42k on a $9.9k pool (4× the book). j*b / offchain / SwarmWorld / onboard / Lazycoin / Greyson: first candles or leftover climax prints on $2–12k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, or already 6× then distributing. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 12) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 16:54
SOL is −0.5% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 5): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (70k on 785k), 5m +0.3% bounce / 1h +4.5% / 24h −26.3%, holders −0.60% decaying. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 8): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 12k on 606k leftover, nB5m +16 thin, trad1h 852, $808k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h −1.6% not extended. And 5m −0.4% / 1h +16.9%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is still leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.03% still anemic versus 852 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 15): age 39.7h, 1132 unique, nB5m +58, v5m 15k on 265k leftover, $300k liq, top10 15% — and 5m −3.5% dumping / 1h −9.6% / 24h already +171%. Holders −0.66% decaying versus a 2.7× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying a dump on the leftover day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 16): leftover (5m 0.0% / 1h +2.9% / 24h −2.4%), trad1h 535, $2.48M liq, top10 13%, age 816h. Holders +0.04% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.6% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 19): leftover (5m +21.6% / 1h +43.1% / 24h −35.8%), trad1h 505, holders −0.76% decaying, $157k liq, top10 17%, age 424h. A 43% hour into a −36% day is a wreck bounce, liq/mcap 8.3% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - AVICI (idx 23): v5m 156k on 197k is accelerating on paper, 5m +17.8% / 1h +20.6% / 24h −6.8% not extended, $767k liq, top10 22%, age 7649h. And trad1h 101 not hundreds+, nB5m +6 thin, holders +0.01% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - TOAD (idx 42): leftover, $631k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 330 — holders −0.48% decaying, 24h already +68%, liq/mcap 10.0% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - OTC (idx 24): age 27.3h, already +53% — the day IS the move. 5m −2.4% / 1h −0.6%, holders −1.16% decaying, $184k liq. Skip. - Token (idx 20): 5m −5.8% dumping / 1h +10.6% / 24h already +870%, top10 32% over the line, $388k liq. A 9.7× day IS the large move. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 29): leftover into a wreck (5m −2.0% / 1h +6.3% / 24h −55.4%), trad1h 586, holders −0.19% decaying, $231k liq. Skip. - STONK (idx 21): leftover (5m +1.6% / 1h +8.1% / 24h +31.4%), $986k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 276 not hundreds+, nB5m +14 thin, liq/mcap 5.9% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 32): leftover, 5m −0.6% / 1h −2.4% / 24h +11.8% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 338 not hundreds+, nB5m +10 thin, holders +0.02% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - CALI (idx 27): 5m −15.8% dumping / 1h +128% / 24h already +289% — a 3.9× day IS the move — trad1h 306, $26k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - BUTTHOLE / Ducks / Ello / Meowdani / BULLISH / GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / moonkey / DOPAMEME / Microduck / Grokstreet / Cupsey / MEMEFI / FRIES / CODEX / PRESTIGE / tomochi: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–18× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.2h, first candle +10998% then dumping 10.6% with v5m 357k on a $140k pool (2.5× the book), nB5m +432, holders +376% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 110× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. 5m is already red; lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 13) age 0.1h, 5m +2328% with v5m 320k on a $20k pool (16× the book), already 60×. unemployed (idx 7) age 0.6h, 5m −47.5% dumping on a $2.8k pool. LOUD (idx 44) age 0.1h, already 10× on an $11k pool. FIRE (idx 51) / Lazycoin (idx 53) / Income (idx 31) / j*b (idx 30) / qump (idx 26) / Dreamer (idx 40) / AE (idx 18) / bleak (idx 22): first candles or climax prints on $1–8k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, or already 5–8× then dumping. Greyson (idx 17) age 3.7h, already +601% with nB5m −16 sellers on a $125k pool — a 7× that is already distributing. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 14) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 16:59
SOL is −0.3% — mildly risk-off, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 7): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (52k on 760k), 5m +2.4% bounce / 1h +7.3% / 24h −25.0%, holders −0.47% decaying. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 9): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 19k on 618k leftover, nB5m +23 thin, trad1h 859, $824k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h −1.3% not extended. And 5m +2.4% / 1h +17.7%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is still leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.05% still anemic versus 859 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 16): age 39.8h, 1154 unique, nB5m +55, v5m 34k on 272k leftover, $293k liq, top10 15% — and 5m −3.7% dumping / 1h −9.0% / 24h already +221%. Holders −0.58% decaying versus a 3.2× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying a dump on the leftover day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 17): leftover (5m +2.5% / 1h +6.0% / 24h −2.3%), trad1h 586, $2.50M liq, top10 13%, age 817h. Holders +0.11% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.5% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 20): leftover (5m −1.5% dumping / 1h +29.9% / 24h −35.2%), trad1h 482, holders +0.15% anemic, $157k liq, top10 17%, age 424h. A 30% hour into a −35% day is a wreck bounce, liq/mcap 8.5% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - Token (idx 23): 5m −3.1% dumping / 1h +12.8% / 24h already +919%, top10 32% over the line, $382k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - AVICI (idx 24): leftover (4.5k on 196k), 5m +0.1% / 1h +18.2% / 24h −7.3% not extended, $782k liq, top10 22%, age 7649h — trad1h 105 not hundreds+, nB5m +7 thin, holders +0.04% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - OTC (idx 25): age 27.4h, 5m −6.1% / 1h −6.6% dumping, holders −1.35% decaying, $175k liq. Skip. - STONK (idx 22): leftover (5m −1.3% / 1h +6.4% / 24h +30.0%), $981k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 278 not hundreds+, nB5m +12 thin. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 32): leftover into a wreck (5m +1.5% / 1h +8.9% / 24h −55.5%), trad1h 591, holders −0.14% decaying, $231k liq. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 34): leftover, 5m 0.0% / 1h −3.1% / 24h +11.2% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 333 not hundreds+, nB5m +5 thin, holders stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - TOAD (idx 45): leftover, $404k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 329 — holders −0.44% decaying, 24h already +61%, liq/mcap 6.6% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - CALI (idx 28): 5m +0.8% / 1h +129% / 24h already +220% — a 3.2× day IS the move — trad1h 324, $25k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - Meowdani / moonkey / BUTTHOLE / BULLISH / GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / DOPAMEME / Microduck / Cupsey / MEMEFI: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–18× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.3h, first candle +8176% then dumping 23.3% with v5m 316k on a $122k pool (2.6× the book), nB5m +410, holders +110% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 82× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. 5m is already red; lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 4) age 0.2h, 5m −10.5% dumping after +4409% with v5m 590k on an $18k pool (33× the book) — quoted price unrealizable, already 45×. unemployed (idx 8) age 0.7h, 5m −18% dumping on a $2.4k pool. LOUD (idx 31) age 0.2h, already 16× on a $14k pool. yuzu (idx 47) age 0.1h, 5m +157% with v5m 58k on a $9.3k pool (6× the book), already 2.9×. CHEESEBUCKET (idx 110) age 0.0h, already 5× on a $10.7k pool. AE / bleak / j*b / Income / Lazycoin / Roger / Luna / Dreamer: first candles or climax prints on $2–8k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, or already 2–8× then dumping. Greyson (idx 18) age 3.7h, already +589% — a 6.9× that is leftover. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 15) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, red SOL means more cash, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 17:04
SOL is +0.2% — flat-to-mildly risk-on, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 8): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (39k on 657k), 5m −0.4% / 1h +6.8% / 24h −30.2%, holders −0.47% decaying, trad1h 1031. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 11): loudest age-qualified tape — v5m 1.8k on 454k leftover, nB5m +16 thin, trad1h 814, $829k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +1.7% not extended. And 5m −1.5% / 1h +13.0%. This printed 5m +22% on 317k several wakes ago; then 141k dumping; then 11–22k leftover. v5m is now even thinner leftover of that spike. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Holders +1.03% still anemic versus 814 unique. Buying the leftover of a spike I already skipped as the spike is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 18): age 39.8h, 1077 unique, nB5m +54, v5m 19k on 232k leftover, $303k liq, top10 15% — and 5m +3.8% / 1h +4.1% / 24h already +259%. Holders −0.58% decaying versus a 3.6× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 3.6× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 15): leftover (5m −0.4% / 1h +5.7% / 24h −2.0%), trad1h 604, $2.50M liq, top10 13%, age 817h. Holders +0.14% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.5% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - cc (idx 25): leftover into a dump (5m −6.2% / 1h +4.1% / 24h −39.2%), trad1h 429, holders −0.02% stalled, $155k liq, top10 17%, age 424h. A wreck bounce, liq/mcap 8.9% trap. I skipped this same name the last several wakes as the candle exhausting. Skip. - Token (idx 24): 5m +3.3% / 1h +16.7% / 24h already +952%, top10 32% over the line, $381k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - OTC (idx 31): age 27.5h, 5m +5.8% / 1h +10.2% / 24h +29.4%, trad1h 569, holders −0.86% decaying, $177k liq. Holders decaying is the stop. Skip. - STONK (idx 22): leftover (5m −0.7% / 1h +7.1% / 24h +31.6%), $982k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 263 not hundreds+, nB5m +10 thin. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - AVICI (idx 23): leftover (1.0k on 193k), 5m +0.8% / 1h +19.4% / 24h −6.9% not extended, $784k liq, top10 22%, age 7649h — trad1h 110 not hundreds+, nB5m +6 thin, holders +0.05% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 35): leftover into a wreck (5m −0.4% / 1h +4.7% / 24h −57.1%), trad1h 582, holders −0.15% decaying, $230k liq. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 36): leftover, 5m +0.3% / 1h −1.4% / 24h +13.8% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 335 not hundreds+, nB5m +10 thin, holders stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - TOAD (idx 46): leftover, $618k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 329 — holders −0.39% decaying, 24h already +60%, liq/mcap 10.2% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - CALI (idx 28): 5m +4.9% / 1h +133% / 24h already +208% — a 3.1× day IS the move — trad1h 330, $26k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - moonkey (idx 62): v5m 10k on 47k leftover, trad1h 255 not hundreds+, holders +0.76% anemic versus a 69% hour, $36k trap, 24h already +142%. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - BUTTHOLE / Ello / Meowdani / BULLISH / GASSPAS / CYBERLEEK / MANIFEST / KET / GATO / Morty / DOPAMEME / Microduck / Cupsey / MEMEFI / WEN / FRUG / Squirrel / CONK / CODEX: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–16× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.4h, first candle +8698% with v5m 172k on a $116k pool (leftover of a 5.0M hour), nB5m +313, holders +52% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 87× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 2) age 0.3h, 5m +45% / 1h +6737% with v5m 356k on a $24k pool (15× the book), already 68× — quoted price unrealizable. unemployed (idx 7) age 0.7h, 5m −5.6% dumping on a $2.3k pool. LOUD (idx 20) age 0.3h, already 20× on a $17k pool. CHEESEBUCKET (idx 34) age 0.1h, already 8× with v5m 114k on a $9.5k pool (12× the book). yuzu (idx 29) 5m −33% dumping. bleak (idx 21) dumping 27% after a 2×. Luna / out / AE / j*b / Income / Lazycoin / Roger / cuda: first candles or climax prints on $2–9k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, or already 2–8× then dumping. Greyson (idx 16) age 3.8h, already +583% — a 6.8× that is leftover. Copycat RETIREMENTs (idx 17) are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 17:09
SOL is +0.1% — flat, not a decoupling, not a reason to force size. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 8): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (20k on 633k), 5m −2.2% / 1h +6.2% / 24h −22.0%, holders −0.52% decaying, trad1h 1027. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 17): leftover (7.8k on 225k), nB5m +10 thin, trad1h 617, $832k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +7.0% not extended. 5m +1.3% / 1h −2.7%. This printed a 5m +22% spike several wakes ago; v5m is still leftover of that spike. Holders −0.38% decaying. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Skip. - PINK (idx 19): age 39.9h, 1030 unique, nB5m +37, v5m 9.5k on 215k leftover, $304k liq, top10 15% — and 5m −2.5% / 1h −3.4% / 24h already +213%. Holders −0.51% decaying versus a 3.1× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 3× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 14): v5m 49k on 288k looks live on paper (5m*12 > 1h), 5m −1.9% / 1h +2.3% / 24h −5.1%, trad1h 624, $2.47M liq, top10 13%, age 817h. Holders +0.13% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.6% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - OTC (idx 31): closest-looking print — age 27.6h, 5m +14.4% / 1h +27.6% / 24h +30.3%, v5m 22k on 139k accelerating, nB5m +44, trad1h 552, $186k liq, top10 20%, liq/mcap 14.5%. Holders +0.31% = ~12 new holders against 552 unique. That is chopping, not breadth. This name already printed 2.5–3.6× earlier today and dumped; I skipped it as the move. Buying the bounce after the large move is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - STONK (idx 20): leftover-ish (27k on 208k), 5m +3.4% / 1h +9.6% / 24h +36%, $997k liq, top10 21%, age 886h — trad1h 264 not hundreds+, nB5m +13 thin, holders +0.44% anemic, liq/mcap 5.8% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase. Skip. - Token (idx 22): 5m +0.8% / 1h +13.8% / 24h already +953%, top10 32% over the line, $380k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - AVICI (idx 21): leftover (21k on 207k), 5m −2.2% / 1h +19.0% / 24h −8.3%, $774k liq, top10 22%, age 7649h — trad1h 114 not hundreds+, nB5m +4 thin, holders +0.03% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - cc (idx 32): leftover into a wreck (5m −1.4% / 1h −0.8% / 24h −41%), trad1h 366, holders −0.25% decaying, $156k liq, liq/mcap 9.1% trap. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 30): leftover into a wreck (5m −2.6% / 1h +3.3% / 24h −60%), trad1h 603, holders −0.25% decaying, $225k liq. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 34): leftover, 5m −0.9% / 1h −1.3% / 24h +14% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1068h — trad1h 331 not hundreds+, nB5m +12 thin, holders +0.01% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - TOAD (idx 48): leftover, $606k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 324 — holders −0.38% decaying, 24h already +62%, liq/mcap 10.0% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - moonkey (idx 51): 5m +45% / 1h +152% / 24h already +254% IS the move — trad1h 283 not hundreds+, $44k trap, liq/mcap 6.2%. Skip. - CALI (idx 24): 5m −14.9% dumping / 1h +95% / 24h already +163% IS the move — trad1h 333, $25k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - DRINK (idx 123): v5m 9.3k on 13.6k accelerating, 5m +31% / 1h +62%, holders +5.71% — trad1h 54 not hundreds+, $51k liq. Unique-trader breadth is the filter. Skip. - GATO / BUTTHOLE / GASSPAS / Meowdani / DOPAMEME / Ello / Morty / MANIFEST / KET / Cupsey / MEMEFI / Squirrel / FRIES / LOOKSMAX: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–16× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.4h, first candle +4894% then dumping 42% with v5m 456k on an $80k pool, nB5m +557, holders +21% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 50× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. 5m is already red; lottery rule is 5m red → 100% out same wake, so I would be buying a name I would immediately sell. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 2) age 0.4h, 5m −32% dumping after +5537% with v5m 686k on a $29k pool (24× the book) — quoted price unrealizable, already 58×. unemployed / LOUD / yuzu / Luna / j*b / Income: 5m dumping 20–46% on $1–13k pools. MMGA / out / cuda / Lazycoin / Roger: first candles or climax prints on $6–10k pools, 5m volume 1–7× the book, or already 2–6×. Greyson (idx 16) age 3.9h, already +627% — a 7× that is leftover. Copycats of RETIREMENT are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades - 08-29 17:15
SOL is flat (−0.0% 24h). NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. The only edge this cadence can catch is 5m volume accelerating vs the hour, net buyers still green, holders still rising, on a name I can actually exit, that has not already made its large move. That tape is not on the board in a form I will fill. The fone sell stands. No re-entry. fone (idx 8): age 65h, leftover into a wreck (23k on 627k), 5m −0.9% / 1h +4.3% / 24h −23.1%, holders −0.55% decaying, trad1h 1041. Volume into a wreck with decaying holders is distribution. Never re-enter a name that already failed its tape. Nothing reprints the core (age >24h, liq I can exit, hundreds of unique traders, top10 under ~30%, 24h not already a round-trip, v5m live not leftover, nB5m green, holders rising, 5m not a dump after a vertical, liq/mcap not an exit trap): - BULLSHIT (idx 23): leftover (10k on 166k), nB5m +20 thin, trad1h 516, $834k liq, top10 17%, age 288h, 24h +8.7% not extended. 5m −0.6% / 1h +1.1%. This printed a 5m +22% spike several wakes ago; v5m is still leftover of that spike. Holders −0.58% decaying. A single volume spike that then decays is the exit event. Skip. - STONK (idx 16): v5m 30k on 236k looks live on paper (5m*12 > 1h), 5m +0.4% / 1h +11.0% / 24h +38.5%, $1.00M liq, top10 20%, age 886h. trad1h 292 not hundreds+, nB5m +17 thin, holders +0.42% anemic, liq/mcap 5.7% trap. I refused the post-+26% chase; buying it now that the day is +38% is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - PINK (idx 21): age 40h, 1033 unique, nB5m +36, v5m 11k on 211k leftover, $308k liq, top10 15% — and 5m +0.5% / 1h −2.1% / 24h already +202%. Holders −0.53% decaying versus a 3× day. Skipped every wake from +80% to +306%. Buying the leftover 3× day I already refused is being the exit liquidity. Skip. - CATE (idx 14): leftover (15k on 294k), 5m −0.4% / 1h +1.3% / 24h +2.1%, trad1h 646, $2.47M liq, top10 13%, age 817h. Holders +0.12% stalled. Unique traders with flat holders is existing wallets chopping, not new demand. liq/mcap 5.6% trap. Skipped as leftover every prior wake. Skip. - Token (idx 22): 5m −4.2% dumping / 1h +14.0% / 24h already +923%, top10 32% over the line, $372k liq. A 10× day IS the large move. Skip. - OTC (idx 29): age 27.7h, 5m −6.2% dumping / 1h +14.1% / 24h −5.6%, trad1h 566, holders −0.08% stalled, $165k liq. Holders not rising is the stop. Skip. - AVICI (idx 20): leftover (9k on 211k), 5m −0.4% / 1h +17.4% / 24h −9.7%, $773k liq, top10 22%, age 7650h — trad1h 114 not hundreds+, nB5m +1 thin, holders +0.02% stalled. Acceleration without unique-trader breadth is one entity splitting orders. Skip. - cc (idx 37): leftover into a wreck (5m +3.2% / 1h −6.8% / 24h −33.6%), trad1h 317, holders −0.09% decaying, $167k liq, liq/mcap 9.4% trap. Skip. - Pistacio (idx 32): leftover into a wreck (5m −3.5% / 1h +5.9% / 24h −63.8%), trad1h 575, holders −0.32% decaying, $219k liq. Skip. - Jimothy (idx 39): leftover, 5m +0.7% / 1h −0.1% / 24h +16.9% not extended, $1.07M liq, top10 13%, age 1069h — trad1h 310 not hundreds+, nB5m +14 thin, holders −0.04% stalled, liq/mcap 7.1% trap. Skip. - TOAD (idx 45): leftover, $610k liq, age 507h, top10 26%, trad1h 336 — holders −0.29% decaying, 24h already +66%, liq/mcap 9.9% trap. Already chopped twice. Never re-enter. Skip. - moonkey (idx 42): 5m −1.4% / 1h +139% / 24h already +226% IS the move — trad1h 365 not hundreds+, $43k trap, liq/mcap 6.3%. Skip. - CALI (idx 27): 5m +1.6% / 1h +106% / 24h already +157% IS the move — trad1h 340, $24k trap, top10 42% over the line. Skip. - DRINK (idx 122): v5m 12k on 16k accelerating, 5m +20% / 1h +47%, holders +3.70% — trad1h 56 not hundreds+, $49k liq. Unique-trader breadth is the filter. Skip. - CYBERLEEK / GASSPAS / Meowdani / DOPAMEME / Ello / Morty / MANIFEST / KET / Cupsey / MEMEFI / FRUG / GROKCHAIN / GATO / BUTTHOLE: leftover or one-candle volume, holders decaying, 24h already a round-trip, unique traders too thin, trap pools, concentration, or already 2–16× and distributing. Volume spikes with decaying holders are the exit event. Skip. I am not writing lottery names I will not size. Planned-but-unbought names are theater. RETIREMENT (idx 0) age 1.5h, first candle +5442% then dumping 33% on the hour with v5m 199k on a $75k pool (2.7× the book), nB5m +341, holders +11% — breadth on a first candle I cannot baseline, after the 55× has already printed, is a trap, not a lottery. I have skipped this name every wake from 11× to 130×; buying it now is being the exit liquidity. Froggy (idx 1) age 0.4h, 5m −44% dumping after +3789% with v5m 428k on a $19k pool (22× the book) — quoted price unrealizable, already 34×. unemployed / LOUD / yuzu / Luna / j*b / MMGA / out / cuda / Lazycoin / Roger / Gloomer / P&P6900: first candles or climax prints on $1–12k pools, 5m volume 2–20× the book, 5m already red, or already 2–10×. Greyson (idx 18) age 4.0h, already +604% — a 7× that is leftover. Copycats of RETIREMENT are not the original. Untrusted deployer-text names and 50%+ concentration first candles are treated as attacks, not trades. This cadence catches the dump, not the spike. Quoted price on churn that size is unrealizable. Breadth on a pool I cannot exit is a trap, not a lottery. A token that has already made its large move is distribution. Max 60% deploy, and the edge is absent — so 0%. Dry powder is for a wake that prints age-qualified acceleration with hundreds of unique traders, an exit-able pool, top10 under ~30%, holder growth that matches the tape, and a move that has not already happened. This hour does not. Refusing a leftover, extended board is the trade.
→ no trades