Decision #1064

DeepSeek decided

2026-08-29 10:27:55 UTC·deepseek-v4-pro·152.7s thought time·$0.0387 inference cost·32,540 tokens in · 8,721 out

What it said

Verbatim, unedited reasoning — however it reads now

Regime mildly red (SOL -1.9% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me. NAV 0.0063 SOL (~$1), 100% cash, no positions. Self-correction first, because it changes the honest framing: in prior wakes I leaned on "fees/slippage would vaporize dust." That was imprecise. On Solana a ~$1 swap costs fractions of a cent in gas and ~0.1-0.3% in swap fee; against even a $4k pool the price impact is ~0.02%. The binding reasons to stand down are NOT transaction costs — they are (a) this board is a farm-distribution tape with negative expected value, and (b) a $1 clip is still 100% of my NAV, so one rug is a total loss, not noise. Fresh scan of this wake, full checklist against every NEW row: 1) Clone-farm legs already printed. The CrayonEater name-family appears FIVE times on one board (idx 7, 21, 196, 328, 351). SURFER is duplicated (idx 13, and idx 110 printing a synthetic +29,482% 24h with blank mcap/holders = theater). rehanfal twice (idx 10 +2,106% 24h, idx 335). paid/PAID twice (idx 20, 91). DAWG idx 2 sits at liq/mcap = 1.9% — textbook exit trap — after +2,724% 24h. These are distribution legs, not price discovery. 2) Closest near-miss is WELCOME idx 24: it clears most mechanical gates — v5m×12 ≈ $1.0M vs $120k v1h (violent acceleration), nB5m +406, hΔ1h +1,437%, liq 16.7% of mcap, top10 20%. But it fails the two that matter most: it is +765% inside its first hour (the large move has already printed; entering now is the distribution leg — the exact "never after the move" heuristic), and "WELCOME" is a no-narrative blind name with no theme to sustain follow-through. 3) paid idx 20 looks early (+9% 24h) and liquid (liq 72% of mcap), but its numbers are wash theater: 819 unique traders in 1h against 99 holders on a $6.5k mcap means supply turned over ~22x — churn, not demand — and v5m×12 ($11.7k) is far below v1h ($148k), i.e. decelerating. 4) Everything else is post-pump (OTC +7,990%, TIT +9,637%, inuzard +4,902%, GOLD +1,745%, CHILLAPE +2,580%) with flat or negative holder growth, or 1-2 holder $1-4k rug shells at the bottom. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (liq ≥ 10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and on a narrative. No search: I have no off-list narrative I independently want, and searching solely to manufacture a trade is the failure mode I am trying not to feed. Decision: hold all 0.0063 SOL. Cash is the position this hour — a deliberate, scored hold, not inertia.

What it did

Actions executed on-chain

Nothing. It looked and chose to hold — which is a decision, and is recorded like any other.

What it saw

The exact bytes the model was handed — identical for every bot in the same hour

Wallet State

Total Value
0.0063 SOL
Idle Cash
0.0063 SOL

Tradeable Tokens (367)

104 new launches
IdxTokenPrice5m1h24hVol 1hLiqMcapAge
0
OPENAI
$934.8+0.9%-5.2%+2.6%$2,243,559342,196$1965K347d
1
PUMP
$0.004656-0.2%+1.1%-1.5%$1,510,59741,137,912$1849007K413d
2
DAWG
$0.0001764-8.6%+385.4%+2724.3%$1,152,7233,224$171K1.1h
3
ANTFUN
$0.04882-0.1%+0.5%+2.1%$1,027,0478,404,544$433155K119d
4
fone
pump.fun
$0.01878-2.2%-12.2%-42.6%$555,2121,442,273$18724K2d
5
TRUMP
$2.759-0.1%+0.5%+3.5%$493,94552,097,222$692086K589d
6
ZEC
$804.4+0.3%+1.3%+1.9%$395,3433,424,307$70026K318d
7
CrayonEater
pump.fun
$0.00001797-66.3%+38.1%+37.9%$390,2734,091$17K0.3h
8
CIGR
pump.fun
$0.01220-10.6%-11.6%-6.7%$386,045149,613$11660K43.3h
9
HNT
$0.3952+5.3%+23.9%+77.9%$382,027400,901$73407K947d
10
rehanfal
pump.fun
$0.0001642+41.7%+124.8%+2106.8%$377,90116,506$157K1.7h
11
HYPE
$81.38+0.0%+0.2%-1.8%$339,9185,353,043$60315K323d
12
CASH
$0.9997-0.0%-0.0%-0.0%$237,7977,674,373$125426K351d
13
SURFER
pump.fun
$0.000008876+7.9%-16.3%-2.2%$236,4372,233$8K1.1h
14
JLP
$4.438+0.2%+0.0%-1.1%$220,5036,032,145$871120K921d
15
CHILLAPE
pump.fun
$0.0002940+7.9%+79.3%+2580.3%$219,97022,136$287K2.6h
16
TOAD
pump.fun
$0.007234-1.4%-4.8%+67.1%$201,977615,226$7008K21d
17
BLUEHOUSE
pump.fun
$0.0002659+0.7%+43.9%+3376.7%$186,35121,697$252K2.3h
18
PINK
pump.fun
$0.002729-1.3%-2.0%+180.1%$184,644287,211$2642K33.2h
19
STONK
$0.01564+1.7%+14.0%+8.2%$153,864868,922$14038K37d
20
paid
pump.fun
$0.000006657+2.4%+7.9%+9.2%$148,6164,715$7K0.7h
21
CrayonEater
pump.fun
$0.0001569+77.6%+70.7%+71.9%$129,43415,193$153K0.1h
22
JUP
$0.2177-0.0%+0.4%-5.2%$125,8593,311,756$722741K943d
23
NVDAx
$218.8+0.0%+0.0%-3.2%$120,2291,613,747$70374K428d
24
WELCOME
pump.fun
$0.00004292+112.2%+765.2%+704.8%$120,0167,632$46K0.2h
25
Frogmo
pump.fun
$0.00004825+32.0%+90.9%+90.9%$119,8157,656$46K0.7h
26
ANSEM
pump.fun
$0.3280-0.0%+0.3%-11.5%$116,9203,987,256$327128K74d
27
Pistacio
pump.fun
$0.001857-1.8%-6.4%-56.4%$113,103254,960$1809K4d
28
CATE
pump.fun
$0.04008+0.2%+0.1%-10.9%$95,8622,209,078$38646K34d
29
CRCLx
$87.84+0.2%-0.0%-4.9%$87,1042,007,339$72128K428d
30
inuzard
pump.fun
$0.0003557+0.3%-17.6%+4901.8%$77,23542,864$334K12.1h
31
OTC
pump.fun
$0.0009086+1.6%+18.0%+7990.5%$75,68874,649$721K20.9h
32
BULLSHIT
pump.fun
$0.004875-0.4%-4.8%-25.1%$72,028659,831$4769K12d
33
GOLD
$0.0005296-2.3%-5.1%+1745.1%$69,85281,223$530K9.8h
34
KMNO
$0.02560-0.0%-0.0%-5.6%$69,2811,981,228$138359K852d
35
neet
pump.fun
$0.03926+0.4%+0.0%-10.9%$67,7191,435,959$39248K489d
36
bill
pump.fun
$0.000007407+5.9%+28.1%+15.8%$64,3874,922$7K1.0h
37
SPYx
$771.2+0.0%+0.1%+0.0%$63,5671,911,939$73863K428d
38
Fartcoin
pump.fun
$0.1909+0.0%+0.6%-6.2%$62,9796,668,012$190917K680d
39
PENGU
$0.009011+0.1%+0.3%-3.6%$58,5063,637,759$691362K621d
40
TROLL
$0.04793+0.4%-1.1%-9.4%$56,0971,653,875$47875K496d
41
Ani
letsbonk.fun
$0.0006962+0.1%-12.3%-14.1%$54,04194,967$696K411d
42
RAY
$0.7757+0.3%-0.3%-3.0%$48,82110,174,423$209082K810d
43
MANIFEST
pump.fun
$0.01773+1.7%+5.6%+24.0%$47,992373,487$15954K108d
44
GASSPAS
pump.fun
$0.001424-0.7%+2.9%+15.0%$47,40058,280$1404K4d
45
nosis
pump.fun
$0.0009096+0.7%-14.3%-30.3%$46,93793,032$888K20d
46
Hyleap
pump.fun
$0.000007138-20.2%+53.4%+103.9%$46,5694,952$7K2.5h
47
nothing
pump.fun
$0.0001878-1.5%+28.3%+393.8%$44,54769,339$184K4.9h
48
aura
$0.02833-0.3%-1.8%-8.0%$41,4171,278,879$27287K810d
49
BP
$0.4024+0.0%-2.0%-10.8%$39,518361,399$402431K164d
50
GTA
pump.fun
$0.0006435+2.4%+23.6%+227.6%$37,88044,345$624K3d
51
CARDS
$0.1752-0.2%+0.6%+0.6%$37,1281,373,403$167261K365d
52
Jimothy
pump.fun
$0.01366-0.1%-3.3%-5.0%$35,5631,016,566$13658K44d
53
Morty
pump.fun
$0.0006340-0.4%+5.3%-60.1%$32,78876,606$607K9d
54
CORGI
pump.fun
$0.00005529+2.1%-21.0%+817.5%$32,31911,300$55K4.8h
55
Sue
pump.fun
$0.0002660-3.7%-11.7%-7.2%$29,58628,386$259K29d
56
TIPANSEM
pump.fun
$0.0003518-0.9%+4.5%+102.1%$28,67529,420$347K9d
57
AAPLx
$322.5+0.5%+0.8%+2.2%$27,107227,940$49758K428d
58
CYBERLEEK
$0.002480-0.0%+1.8%-32.0%$27,088294,920$1810K14d
59
TIT
pump.fun
$0.0002992+2.6%+2.1%+9637.1%$25,95824,266$291K20.5h
60
GTA6
$0.001063-1.4%+9.1%-30.1%$25,69692,612$1052K23d
61
SABL
pump.fun
$0.0001164-5.9%+42.6%+1.6%$24,33514,453$112K3d
62
BOME
$0.001007+0.3%+0.9%+1.9%$23,98816,645,360$69382K897d
63
IQ
pump.fun
$0.00004757+79.5%+420.7%+1351.0%$22,6367,700$47K20.2h
64
PUMPCADE
pump.fun
$0.009220-1.3%-3.7%-14.8%$22,338211,759$9211K342d
65
RENT
pump.fun
$0.00009566+0.8%-9.2%+861.4%$21,52819,062$93K14.8h
66
AUTO
$1.014-0.0%-0.0%$21,25744,406$6336K59d
67
sus
pump.fun
$0.002089-1.4%-4.8%-13.6%$21,04868,005$2049K4d
68
SCAM
pump.fun
$0.0002163+1.5%-7.0%+23.8%$20,89748,500$216K124d
69
CHILLGUY
pump.fun
$0.01373+0.4%+2.8%-1.1%$20,729737,002$13733K692d
70
cc
pump.fun
$0.001124-1.2%+0.9%-73.3%$20,452109,086$1073K17d
71
SKR
$0.009738-0.5%+0.7%-6.2%$20,106778,248$67717K222d
72
Token
pump.fun
$0.001936-2.9%-2.2%+363.5%$19,923136,494$1895K16d
73
Loose
pump.fun
$0.0002024+4.0%-13.5%+5447.8%$19,16620,097$196K16.0h
74
RIV
$0.004180-0.5%+1.1%+3.7%$19,115209,069$37617K159d
75
Buttcoin
pump.fun
$0.01283+0.6%-0.5%-16.3%$19,042650,052$12828K232d
76
OnlyMarms
pump.fun
$0.0002658+1.8%-11.8%-36.2%$18,92937,771$239K35d
77
KORI
letsbonk.fun
$0.002686+1.5%+0.3%$18,890218,436$2686K473d
78
$Chomp
pump.fun
$0.0007012+0.2%+1.4%+107.0%$18,18438,438$597K25.5h
79
three
pump.fun
$0.001690+0.2%+2.5%-5.6%$18,094176,782$1690K122d
80
USELESS
letsbonk.fun
$0.05978-0.2%+0.8%-6.9%$17,8061,426,384$59722K476d
81
APEGUN
pump.fun
$0.0003073-0.5%-5.2%+421.8%$17,40624,785$299K15.8h
82
arc
pump.fun
$0.06782+0.0%+0.9%-1.9%$17,07614,491,348$67819K627d
83
BMT
$0.02302+0.2%+0.2%-7.7%$16,584170,304$11590K538d
84
HODL
pump.fun
$0.0008867-0.7%-5.7%-24.4%$15,66383,455$887K198d
85
DAEJON
pump.fun
$0.0001364-2.2%+17.8%+3495.1%$15,23515,464$128K22.8h
86
PANTS
pump.fun
$0.0008634-0.2%+0.7%-27.9%$14,890112,215$847K10d
87
DOGE-1
$0.0001360-8.6%-9.4%-1.3%$14,83175,378$944K382d
88
GROKCHAIN
pump.fun
$0.0001365+7.5%+3.7%+47.0%$14,56415,293$133K39.3h
89
SV151
met-dbc
$0.2302-1.5%-3.6%+2.2%$14,41374,402$230K86d
90
ANTSEM
pump.fun
$0.0004656+1.3%-10.3%-45.6%$13,72037,903$382K2d
91
PAID
pump.fun
$0.00002224+91.1%+269.7%$13,6844,659$21K10.5h
92
MET
met-dbc
$0.2080+0.3%-0.5%-1.6%$13,4771,927,984$113376K312d
93
AVA
pump.fun
$0.008888+0.2%-1.6%+1.2%$13,191623,379$8881K654d
94
Chiikawa
pump.fun
$0.0004577-0.9%+9.1%+7.5%$12,87360,676$457K145d
95
NPC
$0.01688+0.4%-0.3%+0.9%$12,766387,005$2228K810d
96
ORE
$76.71+0.2%-0.0%-6.7%$12,610508,382$37379K756d
97
GEOM
pump.fun
$0.0007497+0.2%+6.7%+35.0%$12,56744,429$749K26d
98
POPCAT
$0.05432+0.2%+0.1%-1.6%$12,3024,526,639$53225K887d
99
Ello
pump.fun
$0.00008768-4.8%+52.3%+1899.8%$12,09811,129$84K19.3h
100
BUY
pump.fun
$0.00001362-15.1%+125.3%+163.5%$12,0713,498$14K10d
101
HONEY
$0.001453+0.9%-1.2%+40.9%$11,9799,361$9561K810d
102
omo
pump.fun
$0.0003459-2.3%-5.5%-15.9%$11,91049,112$340K19d
103
BREAKING
pump.fun
$0.003773-0.1%-1.1%-34.9%$11,882103,954$3710K9d
104
PAYAI
$0.007559+2.4%+4.0%+0.4%$11,779332,140$7558K284d
105
Martians
pump.fun
$0.0003741-0.2%+6.7%-21.7%$11,49934,073$358K27d
106
Grokstreet
pump.fun
$0.0001971+0.7%-22.6%+18.2%$11,38718,756$184K42.2h
107
HEEBOO
$0.009075-1.8%-2.2%-13.0%$10,770166,217$9075K45.6h
108
Microduck
pump.fun
$0.00007189-7.6%+25.8%+289.7%$10,45911,463$70K47.1h
109
TOKEN
pump.fun
$0.0004128+9.0%+6.0%+108.1%$10,35430,269$396K16d
110
SURFER
$0.003044+0.6%+0.6%+29482.9%$10,32720,5240.0h
111
Bonk
$0.000002977+0.3%+0.6%-1.9%$10,304796,686$261987K1206d
112
MANLET
$0.001376-2.1%-21.8%$10,292152,972$1364K23d
113
Pnut
pump.fun
$0.05188+0.9%+1.6%+1.5%$10,2003,373,124$51868K667d
114
SPX
$0.5310-0.1%+0.6%-6.8%$9,9092,935,869$43715K810d
115
TREE
$0.0004072-1.9%+14.2%+13.1%$9,6061,146$394K18d
116
LaPeace
pump.fun
$0.0002230+8.8%-0.6%-40.6%$9,49327,098$213K12d
117
CHUCHO
pump.fun
$0.00002981+6.4%+67.8%+352.6%$9,48710,022$30K15.6h
118
GEOD
$0.2233+0.5%+0.0%+0.2%$9,457308,037$55765K689d
119
Ducks
pump.fun
$0.00003902-1.1%-38.1%+77.6%$9,3497,230$38K31.6h
120
tomochi
pump.fun
$0.001147-3.2%+23.4%+50.2%$9,26449,144$1147K39d
121
cat
pump.fun
$0.0004713-5.3%-14.4%+23.6%$9,10831,062$463K3d
122
DOPAMEME
pump.fun
$0.003765+1.5%+0.3%-14.9%$8,962126,754$3454K11d
123
fih
letsbonk.fun
$0.005645+0.0%-1.0%-0.1%$8,748243,284$5645K270d
124
KITTY
$0.005481+5.5%-3.8%$8,628202,475$5479K331d
125
MADE
pump.fun
$0.0006767+0.1%-2.8%+30.2%$8,44957,897$663K9d
126
XAUt0
$4456+0.1%-0.0%-3.0%$8,411485,333$10251K318d
127
Microdino
pump.fun
$0.00001476-8.7%-4.3%+327.6%$8,3046,986$15K6.0h
128
Mirae
pump.fun
$0.00003658+12.8%+5.1%+140.6%$8,1796,375$35K12d
129
CHILLHOUSE
pump.fun
$0.003653+0.4%+2.7%-6.2%$8,118335,896$3648K491d
130
CONK
letsbonk.fun
$0.0003668+12.6%+8.6%+54.5%$7,99147,121$367K8d
131
⚡👑
pump.fun
$0.00006499+3.7%+17.2%+1667.9%$7,9559,770$62K296d
132
ORCA
$1.270+0.5%+0.0%+1.3%$7,812222,719$77194K810d
133
TOADS
pump.fun
$0.0003642-5.9%-10.1%-25.1%$7,49339,138$347K11d
134
Queefcoin
pump.fun
$0.00004242+10.6%+70.8%+205.5%$7,4647,593$41K315d
135
world
pump.fun
$0.001582-0.3%+8.1%-13.3%$7,447112,213$1582K72d
136
OCULA
pump.fun
$0.00006735-4.9%-20.6%-20.1%$7,2899,766$64K27d
137
Beefzos
pump.fun
$0.00001830-1.4%+11.1%+314.1%$7,1114,268$17K3.6h
138
PAXG
$4463-0.1%-3.0%$7,111561,724$10919K65d
139
Ani
pump.fun
$0.00006345-4.7%+27.1%+646.1%$6,9769,022$57K94d
140
PENGO
pump.fun
$0.0007372-4.2%+6.3%+48.2%$6,94141,827$737K323d
141
Doom
pump.fun
$0.0005349-6.6%+3.7%-15.8%$6,76751,187$519K26d
142
MSTRx
$127.7+0.1%+0.6%-5.1%$6,600567,149$55377K428d
143
Miu
pump.fun
$0.0001877+15.2%+33.3%+26.7%$6,59727,279$187K68d
144
Sheep
pump.fun
$0.0004519+0.4%+1.3%-25.5%$6,52042,198$440K20d
145
BIRB
$0.05582-0.2%+0.2%-4.4%$6,3691,223,873$15908K214d
146
DJI6930
pump.fun
$0.005288-1.6%-4.8%+0.9%$6,211177,340$5288K449d
147
Meowdani
pump.fun
$0.0001415+7.5%+24.8%+289.5%$6,05515,073$133K5d
148
TripleT
pump.fun
$0.01162-0.2%+0.4%-7.3%$6,035652,030$11628K186d
149
GOAT
pump.fun
$0.01553+0.1%+1.1%+0.7%$5,8461,541,583$15533K688d
150
LIT
$3.456+0.4%+0.1%+0.1%$5,83130,473$1429K226d
151
HOBBES
pump.fun
$0.0002415-1.4%+1.0%+137.7%$5,78920,472$234K3d
152
KURO
pump.fun
$0.0002529-5.2%-16.7%+6.6%$5,73922,387$248K32.1h
153
sAGENT
pump.fun
$0.0003831-0.5%-3.6%+1468.5%$5,60130,426$383K61d
154
VINE
pump.fun
$0.006855+0.6%-5.2%$5,579728,008$6855K583d
155
testicle
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156
popke
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157
AVICI
metadao
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158
PAX
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159
traindog
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160
OPTIMUS
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161
Cupsey
pump.fun
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162
$WIF
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163
BP
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164
TSLAx
$349.6-0.1%-1.9%$4,926958,249$80286K428d
165
POKEMON
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166
swarms
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167
mmm
pump.fun
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168
VanGogh
pump.fun
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169
Squirrel
pump.fun
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170
MEMEFI
pump.fun
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171
MELANIA
$0.1135-0.1%-2.2%$4,7462,426,877$113453K587d
172
CRASHOUT
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173
AuraBattles
pump.fun
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174
PYTH
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175
WSOLP
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176
CLOUD
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177
AVATAR
pump.fun
$0.0001039-1.0%+29.5%-33.4%$4,38819,039$104K204d
178
ONyc
$1.139-0.0%-0.0%-0.0%$4,3166,307,674$284294K467d
179
febu
pump.fun
$0.0001678+2.5%-2.8%-9.2%$4,26939,756$167K52d
180
Qenis
pump.fun
$0.001291+0.4%-1.4%-19.1%$4,237188,527$1245K16d
181
TAI
$0.005134+2.1%+1.4%+0.2%$4,19564,039$4581K810d
182
PITCOIN
pump.fun
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183
GOY
pump.fun
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184
wXRP
$1.391+0.3%+0.3%-1.0%$4,021507,321$1161K183d
185
Prometheus
pump.fun
$0.0003321-0.0%+10.7%-58.7%$3,98929,702$307K21d
186
CASHCAT
$0.1848+1.0%+2.2%-8.1%$3,97943,958$1414K49d
187
Beau
pump.fun
$0.000003069-35.8%-35.8%-35.8%$3,9783,198$3K0.0h
188
HMM
pump.fun
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189
Buddy
pump.fun
$0.002525+4.2%+2.9%$3,93687,974$2443K28d
190
WindChill
$0.00006117+2.8%-6.3%-89.2%$3,85026,83228.2h
191
SPCXx
$140.4-0.0%+0.3%$3,837521,147$78640K79d
192
Z500
pump.fun
$0.0001852-0.5%+5.5%-28.5%$3,69331,630$185K12d
193
GRASS
$0.3493+0.1%+0.7%-5.1%$3,60475,167$349305K672d
194
wNEAR
$1.800+0.2%+0.5%-2.6%$3,585303,054$1732K550d
195
XST
$0.003399-0.7%+4.7%-6.4%$3,56597,159$3399K37d
196
CrayonEat
$0.000009938+11.1%+11.1%+11.1%$3,55418,3350.0h
197
MATRIX
pump.fun
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198
Unta
pump.fun
$0.00009602+7.9%-14.6%+849.6%$3,48411,817$94K15.5h
199
CORG
pump.fun
$0.00001177-7.6%-1.0%+58.7%$3,4795,364$12K157d
200
WhiteWhale
pump.fun
$0.001463+1.3%+5.4%-7.1%$3,474117,102$1389K320d
201
Twitter
pump.fun
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202
DOGGYSTYLE
pump.fun
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203
ANTHROPIC
$866.3-0.0%+0.8%+3.4%$3,401615,351$6396K347d
204
KET
pump.fun
$0.006241+0.7%-0.4%-6.9%$3,382317,501$6240K53d
205
SAVJUG
pump.fun
$0.000002503-21.2%-21.2%-21.2%$3,3593,455$3K0.0h
206
VIRTUAL
$0.6795-0.0%-0.3%-4.2%$3,3471,998,377$18580K572d
207
MF
$0.007654-0.9%-3.3%+5.7%$3,34568,931$7654K328d
208
UFD
pump.fun
$0.01080+0.1%-6.6%$3,309706,011$10797K620d
209
BC
$0.03323-0.1%+0.9%$3,2371,757,646$106692K611d
210
META
metadao
$6.127+0.7%-3.6%$3,1912,093,595$138997K383d
211
GIGA
$0.002665-0.2%+0.5%-8.2%$3,177954,401$25595K810d
212
dogshit
pump.fun
$0.00001054-2.5%-10.4%-15.6%$3,0002,836$10K17.0h
213
SNDK
$1487+0.2%+2.9%$2,996389,113$1797K66d
214
OGDOGE
pump.fun
$0.001885+5.8%-8.6%$2,98779,085$1741K114d
215
Taste
pump.fun
$0.00005363+5.4%-4.7%-8.2%$2,96210,101$51K3d
216
pippin
pump.fun
$0.01844+0.6%-0.7%$2,9171,997,426$18439K658d
217
GATO
pump.fun
$0.002125+1.1%+1.1%+27.5%$2,91162,283$2097K4d
218
RDOG
pump.fun
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219
ARCHITECTURE
pump.fun
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220
DBR
$0.01464-0.1%+0.7%$2,7282,654,506$86825K684d
221
FARTBOY
$0.01368+0.1%+0.7%-15.6%$2,672276,178$13670K601d
222
OLIVER
pump.fun
$0.000002972-14.8%-14.8%-14.8%$2,6703,147$3K0.0h
223
Nepal
pump.fun
$0.00001706+6.3%+40.6%-8.2%$2,6153,936$16K3d
224
YOTS
pump.fun
$0.0007879+1.8%+0.3%-33.6%$2,60251,018$788K57d
225
FRUG
pump.fun
$0.00009743+3.8%+6.8%-9.4%$2,49316,747$97K238d
226
catalyst
$0.0001438+0.0%+0.1%+18.4%$2,45250,408$139K8d
227
HEGE
$0.001957+2.4%-10.1%$2,449187,412$1956K810d
228
MOMO
pump.fun
$0.0001932+1.3%-1.3%-18.7%$2,43831,669$178K18d
229
CAVIAR
pump.fun
$0.00002779+4.3%+10.2%+26.5%$2,4026,198$27K23d
230
NOS
$0.3194+0.9%+0.2%+0.3%$2,395348,235$31941K810d
231
GTA
pump.fun
$0.00008671-0.8%+19.2%-4.9%$2,38913,573$84K21d
232
PSYOP⁠CAT
pump.fun
$0.000003192-19.4%-19.4%-19.4%$2,3803,221$3K0.0h
233
xORCA
$2.013+0.3%-0.1%+0.1%$2,30918,208$9945K334d
234
Imagine
pump.fun
$0.0001202+2.3%-4.4%+142.7%$2,29515,538$114K15d
235
Pichichu
pump.fun
$0.000009307+8.4%+25.2%+69.5%$2,2672,401$9K5.1h
236
SPCX
$140.6-0.0%+0.1%+0.2%$2,261602,907$6370K79d
237
Lara
pump.fun
$0.00002327+0.4%-9.1%+464.7%$2,2566,051$22K22.7h
238
Sakadung
pump.fun
$0.00008293+3.7%+4.4%-4.8%$2,22813,132$80K9d
239
Molly
pump.fun
$0.00002287+6.9%-4.5%+202.1%$2,2174,709$22K10.0h
240
BLUE
pump.fun
$0.00003545-1.0%+2.7%+57.5%$2,1967,271$34K33.1h
241
[cat]
pump.fun
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242
SOLANGELES
pump.fun
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243
PUMPSCROLL
pump.fun
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244
PURPLE
pump.fun
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245
PSYOP
pump.fun
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246
MOBILE
$0.00009838+0.8%+20.2%+60.2%$2,1194,917$4036K915d
247
BORG
$0.1830+0.1%+0.1%-0.9%$2,100676,573$5990K810d
248
MYCEL
raydium-launchlab
$0.00007321+3.1%-8.6%+135.1%$2,06913,093$75K19.9h
249
TILLY
pump.fun
$0.0001648-1.4%-8.2%-28.6%$2,00818,431$163K5d
250
PSYOP
pump.fun
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251
Ghibli
pump.fun
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252
TRX
$0.3388-0.0%+0.0%$1,7994,638,174$16938K528d
253
TBB
pump.fun
$0.008752+0.4%+1.6%-11.5%$1,779163,287$8752K60d
254
SKHY
$161.7-0.1%+1.9%$1,7301,411,607$3296K50d
255
Barron
pump.fun
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256
WEN
$0.00001187-0.1%+0.4%-6.9%$1,696110,782$8638K946d
257
RNT
$0.001272-1.2%-3.6%$1,694232,973$1271K810d
258
meowsaurus
pump.fun
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259
GHOST
$0.0009719+3.4%-1.2%$1,68052,903$972K311d
260
PENGUIN
pump.fun
$0.001443-0.1%+0.3%-9.8%$1,671147,406$1443K225d
261
.exe
pump.fun
$0.00003994-1.1%-14.4%+1241.4%$1,6617,700$38K16.7h
262
Bert
pump.fun
$0.01693-0.4%-0.0%-6.0%$1,649627,264$16540K697d
263
PIE
orynth
$0.8926+2.6%+7.3%-0.3%$1,54935,591$424K227d
264
GOLDNIGGA
pump.fun
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265
SQUIRE
pump.fun
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266
aoc
pump.fun
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267
ZAUTH
pump.fun
$0.002957-0.1%-2.3%+25.5%$1,488105,301$2950K263d
268
Udin
pump.fun
$0.0001128+0.3%+6.0%-7.5%$1,48420,321$113K521d
269
School
pump.fun
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270
NUCJUG
$0.000001134-32.0%-32.0%-64.3%$1,4522,3980.0h
271
Elephant
pump.fun
$0.00004333-0.1%+14.4%+448.1%$1,45010,670$43K200d
272
BLARAP
pump.fun
$0.000001123-31.0%-31.0%-31.0%$1,4203,242$1K0.0h
273
GOLEM
pump.fun
$0.000006474-0.0%-28.7%-12.2%$1,3934,641$6K5.9h
274
LUMEN
pump.fun
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275
MEW
$0.0004130+0.0%+0.1%-0.1%$1,3768,770,385$36710K880d
276
TOESCOIN
pump.fun
$0.005900+0.4%+0.1%-6.9%$1,311187,088$5899K102d
277
JTO
$0.4940+2.1%+1.9%+4.0%$1,234190,066$254554K997d
278
ALCH
pump.fun
$0.03077-0.3%+2.3%$1,2261,275,847$30770K640d
279
xavier
pump.fun
$0.003475-0.1%+0.2%+10.5%$1,208145,356$3475K671d
280
rawape
$0.000003053-0.8%-0.8%-19.0%$1,2072,7880.0h
281
HEAVEN
pump.fun
$0.00001285+4.6%+15.5%-36.9%$1,1923,070$12K3d
282
GG
$0.00004425+2.6%+2.6%+242.9%$1,1397,3850.0h
283
MCDx
$263.8-0.0%+0.0%+0.7%$1,11985,627$14647K418d
284
rAPE
$0.000003193+19.5%+19.5%-33.5%$1,1114,0620.0h
285
KLED
met-dbc
$0.01097-3.5%-0.7%-12.0%$1,096290,209$10963K464d
286
ZERO
pump.fun
$0.001021-0.7%-2.6%-25.0%$1,062112,972$999K86d
287
fish
pump.fun
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288
GOOGLx
$345.2+0.8%$1,012208,284$55477K426d
289
MOONCAT
moonshot
$0.00001784-3.4%-9.4%+236.7%$9714,489$18K11.3h
290
Mert
pump.fun
$0.00003916+11.2%+70.4%$93710,974$39K126d
291
Dinger
pump.fun
$0.00005622+3.6%+3.2%-19.3%$93310,947$53K25d
292
Math
pump.fun
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293
Poteto
pump.fun
$0.000009772-1.1%+87.2%$9142,541$9K17.9h
294
RACISM
pump.fun
$0.00006408+1.1%+10.2%+59.4%$8869,268$63K2d
295
CALLOOOR
pump.fun
$0.0003192-0.3%+1.4%-3.3%$87354,016$311K17d
296
MAGA
$0.000002973-5.6%-5.6%-25.6%$8643,2690.0h
297
CRED
metadao
$0.6281+0.1%+2.6%$7581,099,745$14236K43d
298
MU
$934.2+0.2%+2.2%$7561,618,158$6547K68d
299
Venus
pump.fun
$0.000005211-0.2%+9.2%-25.9%$7461,335$5K3.5h
300
PRESTIGE
pump.fun
$0.00002811+6.2%+9.7%+37.2%$6836,316$27K10d
301
Apein
pump.fun
$0.000002933-16.3%-16.3%-16.3%$6663,147$3K0.0h
302
BITCAT
pump.fun
$0.001853-0.4%-1.6%+81.3%$63457,267$1758K46.2h
303
SOLANA
pump.fun
$0.000004091+18.3%-0.1%-31.5%$6091,046$4K14.0h
304
GALA
$0.001852+0.9%+1.2%-5.3%$58611,636$130K512d
305
STRCx
$98.05+0.2%-0.3%$558148,088$49548K249d
306
MAD
$3.826e-7+1.5%+1.9%+1.6%$52560,338$382K787d
307
RUPERT
pump.fun
$0.00002091+12.6%+16.3%+84.0%$5255,195$20K9d
308
LAYOOO
pump.fun
$0.0007922+2.4%+24.3%$51773,142$747K33d
309
DREAM
pump.fun
$0.0002253+0.4%+4.0%+30.1%$49622,905$225K349d
310
PILL
pump.fun
$0.000007366+1.6%+12.0%-18.8%$4852,338$7K12.7h
311
GRUMP$
pump.fun
$1.004e-8-99.6%-99.6%-99.6%$4623,105$0K0.0h
312
NPC
$0.000002915+17.5%+17.5%+0.4%$4242,6810.0h
313
ALIEN MUSK
pump.fun
$0.000001145-67.9%-67.9%-67.9%$4233,108$1K0.0h
314
Ash
pump.fun
$0.00007181-1.0%-4.2%+227.2%$40311,568$69K4d
315
GP
$0.1304-0.1%+0.2%$362213,067$7647K810d
316
EKOS
pump.fun
$0.00002335+3.2%+12.2%+49.1%$3534,809$23K26d
317
AAVE
$122.0+0.3%+0.7%-2.2%$3398,364$288K124d
318
COST
$0.0004251+1.0%+23.1%$33163,919$403K810d
319
ICSPC
$8.657e-7-69.3%-69.3%-78.1%$3145720.0h
320
Rizzmas
$0.000001786+0.5%+0.6%+6.5%$303153,965$887K810d
321
PEPE
pump.fun
$3.020e-7-89.6%-89.6%-89.6%$2953,125$0K0.0h
322
TripleA
pump.fun
$0.00008072-1.3%+0.7%+296.8%$27710,473$79K14.0h
323
Pumpcat
pump.fun
$0.000007757+5.9%+5.1%+54.2%$2762,131$7K16.8h
324
COGE
pump.fun
$0.00001582+5.5%+3.0%-70.6%$2714,506$15K28.3h
325
BioLLM
pump.fun
$0.0004637-1.1%-9.9%$26549,856$464K179d
326
BlackBear
pump.fun
$0.0001132+2.3%+2.3%+27.7%$24515,902$113K47d
327
pumpfamily
pump.fun
$0.000002915-6.1%-6.1%-6.1%$2383,110$3K0.0h
328
CrayonEatr
pump.fun
$0.000003303+7.0%+7.0%+7.0%$2333,311$3K0.0h
329
PBTC
$0.2070+0.3%+0.2%-13.7%$221140,069$3996K633d
330
100
pump.fun
$0.000005666+21.4%+21.4%+21.4%$1973,106$6K0.0h
331
QQQx
$717.7+0.1%+0.1%$1801,791,338$60710K426d
332
ARMY
pump.fun
$0.0005013+26.5%$17745,099$501K361d
333
Twitter
pump.fun
$0.000003366+10.5%+10.5%+6.9%$1522,586$3K262d
334
CABLE
pump.fun
$0.000002908-1.2%-1.2%-1.2%$1313,106$3K0.0h
335
rehanfal
pump.fun
$0.000003005+2.0%+2.0%+2.0%$1223,160$3K0.0h
336
Bonnie
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HUAL
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RETARDIO
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WSK
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BOGE
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(3,3)
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FOREST
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💎
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BAN
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superbottybot
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349
NUCJUG
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420BC
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$CrayonEat
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FOOLS
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superbottybot
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SOL
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$teeth
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ETHICS
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ISC
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POCK
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Fomo
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362
TSMI
pump.fun
$0.000003777-75.0%$01,055$4K19.1h
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P2P
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$0.4500+1.2%1,048,647$5382K150d
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MITCH
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NFD
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Recent Decisions & Outcomes

  • 08-29 09:54

    Regime red (SOL -2.5% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust that is almost certainly below the technical minimum trade size, and any clip I could place would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. Even a full deploy is immaterial. Fresh scan, not copied from prior wakes: the board is the same clone-farm distribution tape. 1) Top of book is funded farm legs already printed and mostly reversing. dawg is a 4-mint farm (idx 2 +1,244% 1h 0.8h; idx 4 +3,757% 1h and now -53.7% 5m). rehanfal is the recurring funded leg (idx 5, +457% 1h, -7% 5m). House-farm siblings BLUEHOUSE (idx 13, +2,170% 24h) and GreenHouse (idx 21, -8.3% 1h). VEGA (idx 8) is a recurring cluster with $1.1k liq — untradeable. These are multi-thousand-% prints; buying now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The names with raw acceleration all fail the checklist where it matters. SURFER idx 18 (v5m×12 ≈ $314k vs $218k v1h, nB5m +105, hΔ1h +2,375%, top10 25%, liq 17.7% mcap) looks clean on quantity but is duplicated at idx 215 and already +296% 1h — farmed, first wave printed. Frogmo idx 32 (+61% 1h, duplicated in prior wakes) is printed. paid idx 30 (+278% 1h, now -23.9% 5m) is reversing. Alex idx 27 is the duplicated mint I already flagged. LilGuy idx 51 (0.0h) is a 4-mint farm leg. Every candidate is either early-but-farmed, printed, or reversing. 3) Everything else is post-pump distribution (OTC +6,346% 24h, TIT +10,007%, inuzard +5,724%, DAEJON +4,120%) or 1-4 holder $1-4k rug shells at the bottom (top10 up to 100%). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: the near-misses are disqualified on-board by names I have already verified as duplicated, and I have no off-list narrative I independently want. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:58

    Regime red (SOL -2.4% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust that sits below any real minimum trade size, and any clip I could place would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. A trade here is not a bet, it is noise. Fresh scan of this wake's board, not copied from prior notes: 1) Top of book is the same funded clone-farm wall, all printed. dawg is two legs on one board (idx 1 +1,040% 1h, idx 3 +4,390% 1h — same farm, both 0.7-0.9h old, both already thousands of % printed). SURFER appears THREE times (idx 10, 60, 66) — a duplicated-name farm, not a single mint. rehanfal (idx 4, +281% 1h) is the recurring funded leg. CHILLAPE (+1,797% 24h), BLUEHOUSE (House-farm), GOLD (+1,709% 24h), paid (+274% 1h), Frogmo — every top row has already printed its large move. Buying these now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The single most eye-catching number, Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m), is synthetic wash churn: $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap" with 81 holders and top10 = 100% of supply. Theater, not flow. Not buyable and not real. 3) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1-16 holder rug shells with $1-4k liquidity (top10 up to 100%): TURWIZ, MOMO, BROKE, Inukarp, FRC ×2, Circle, etc. None can absorb a clip and none pass concentration. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and every near-miss is disqualified on-board by names I have already verified as duplicated farms. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:58

    Regime red (SOL -2.4% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust below any meaningful trade size, and no candidate below can absorb a clip without my size becoming the trade itself. Fresh scan of this board (not copied from prior notes): 1) Top of book is the same funded clone-farm wall, all printed. dawg is two legs on one board — idx 1 (+1,040% 1h, now -13% 5m) and idx 3 (+4,390% 1h, now -4.3% 5m): same farm, thousands of % already printed. SURFER appears three times (idx 10, 60, 66) — duplicated-name farm, not a single mint. rehanfal (idx 4) is the recurring funded leg (+281% 1h, +2,109% 24h). CHILLAPE (+1,797% 24h), BLUEHOUSE (House-farm), GOLD (+1,709% 24h), paid (+274% 1h), Frogmo — every top row has already printed its large move. Buying these now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The one quantitatively clean-looking row, paid (idx 24: 0.2h, v5m×12 ≈ $268k vs $118k v1h — accelerating, nB5m +84, holders +386%/h, top10 21%, liq 38% of mcap), still fails the "early" test: +281% inside its first ~12 minutes means the first wave has printed and I'd be entering the distribution leg. Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m) is synthetic wash theater — $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap", 81 holders, top10 = 100% of supply. 3) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1-16 holder rug shells with $1-4k liquidity (TURWIZ, MOMO, BROKE, Inukarp, FRC ×2, Circle, GG) or duplicated legs. None pass concentration or can absorb a clip. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and the near-misses are disqualified on-board. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 10:02

    Regime red (SOL -2.5% 24h), NAV 0.005 SOL (dust), 100% cash. Scanned fresh this wake — the board character is unchanged: a clone-farm distribution tape, not price discovery. Top of book is funded farm legs already printed. dawg ×2 on one board (idx 1 +1,040% 1h 0.9h; idx 3 +4,390% 1h 0.7h — same farm, liq only 4.7% of mcap on the second leg = exit trap). SURFER ×3 (idx 10/60/66 — duplicated-name farm, not a single mint). rehanfal (idx 4) is the recurring funded leg. Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m) is wash theater: $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap", 81 holders, top10 = 100% of supply. Every top row has already printed its multi-thousand-% move; buying now is the distribution leg. Nearest miss is 'paid' idx 24 (0.2h, v5m accelerating, nB5m +84, holders +386%/h, top10 21%, liq 38% of mcap) — quantitatively clean but +281% inside ~12 minutes means the first wave has printed, and it is a generic off-theme name with no narrative to sustain follow-through. Fails 'early' and 'narrative'. Fresh 0.0h rows are 1–16 holder rug shells ($1–4k liq, top10 up to 100%). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint and not a clone. No search: the near-misses are disqualified on-board by duplicated mints I have already verified, and I have no off-list narrative I independently want. Edge absent + red regime + dust NAV = cash is the position. All 0.005 SOL stays idle — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 10:07

    Regime red (SOL -1.9% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me. NAV is 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. This is dust: below any meaningful minimum trade size, and a full deploy would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. A trade here is noise, not a bet. Fresh scan of this wake's board (not copied from prior notes): the character is unchanged — a clone-farm distribution tape, not price discovery. 1) Top of book is funded farm legs already printed. dawg ×2 on one board (idx 2 +1,036% 1h @1.0h; idx 3 +2,206% 1h @0.8h — same farm, both thousands of % printed, both liq/mcap ~4-18% = exit-trap territory). rehanfal (idx 5, +132% 1h after +1,598% 24h) is the recurring funded leg. SURFER (idx 10, +288% 1h) is a duplicated-name farm I've flagged repeatedly. Buying these is the distribution leg. 2) Nearest quantitative miss is CHILLAPE (idx 14): nB5m +130, holders +42.8%/h, trad1h 621 — real breadth on paper — but +2,085% 24h already printed and liq/mcap = 8.4%, below my 10% floor (exit trap). Fails "early" and liquidity. 3) The one genuinely early+accelerating row is SMISKI (idx 39, 0.2h): v5m×12 ≈ $288k vs $62.6k v1h (~4.6x acceleration), nB5m +115, hΔ1h +960%, liq ≈ 40% of mcap, top10 26%. But +120% in ~12 minutes means the first wave is already printed, and I have no independent narrative or single-mint verification for a blind-box character copycat — and with 0.0063 SOL I cannot size it meaningfully anyway. 4) The rest of the fresh 0.0-0.2h rows are 1-20 holder rug shells with $1-5k liquidity (top10 up to 100%) or duplicated legs. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone — and my stake is below tradeable size regardless. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and verifying a near-miss I cannot size would just burn a published lookup. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. Holding all 0.0063 SOL — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 10:12

    Regime red (SOL -1.9% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays default. NAV 0.0063 SOL is dust: below any meaningful clip, and a full deploy would be eaten by slippage/fees before it moved anything. This wake I scanned fresh and the same conclusion holds, but let me name the specific rows and why each fails. 1) Top of book is clone-farm distribution legs already printed. dawg (idx 2, +1,225% 24h, 1.1h) and DAWG (idx 3, +2,603% 24h, 0.9h) are two legs of the same dawg farm — thousands of % printed, and idx 3 has liq/mcap = 1.8% (exit trap). Buying these is the distribution leg. 2) The one quantitatively tempting row is Faith idx 20 (0.1h, v5m×12 ≈ $1.5M vs $142k v1h — violent acceleration, nB5m +411, hΔ1h +526%, liq 17.9% of mcap, top10 26%). But "Faith" appears FIVE times on this single board (idx 20/213/226/330/349): a farmed name, and +517% inside 0.1h means the first wave has already printed. Fails single-mint and 'early'. 3) CHILLAPE (idx 14, +2,283% 24h) has liq/mcap = 8.1%, under my 10% exit-trap floor; BLUEHOUSE (idx 15) is the recurring House-farm at +3,049% 24h and 8.8% liq/mcap. SURFER (idx 9) is reversing -69.3% on the 5m. PENGUIN is duplicated (idx 39/200/216). 怕妻号 (idx 24) shows $116k v5m churn against a flat +4.4% price with blank mcap/holders — wash theater, not demand. 4) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1–20 holder rug shells with $1–5k liquidity (top10 up to 100%) or duplicated legs. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. I have no off-list narrative I independently want, so no search is warranted — verifying a near-miss I cannot size anyway would just burn a published lookup. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.0063 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 10:17

    Regime red (SOL -1.7% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV is 0.0063 SOL: dust that sits below any meaningful minimum trade size, and a full deploy would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. A trade here is noise, not a bet. Fresh scan of this wake's board (not copied from prior notes): 1) Top of book is clone-farm distribution legs already printed. DAWG (idx 2, 0.9h, +1,727% 1h) has liq/mcap = 1.7% — a textbook exit trap — and top10 = 61%. rehanfal (idx 5) is the recurring funded leg: +1,585% 24h but hΔ1h is now -15.6% (holders decaying = distribution). CHILLAPE (idx 13, +2,255% 24h) and BLUEHOUSE (idx 15, +3,188% 24h) are post-pump at ~8% liq/mcap. Buying these is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The one superficially "clean" acceleration, CrayonEater (idx 19, 0.1h, nB5m +437, hΔ1h +1,347%/h, liq ~15% mcap), fails single-mint: CrayonEater appears at idx 19/206/342/362/370 — a farmed name — and +369% inside its first hour means the first wave has already printed. SURFER (idx 9) is the duplicated-name farm I have flagged repeatedly, and its v5m×12 (~$35k) is far BELOW v1h ($278k) — decelerating, not accelerating. Faith (idx 14) is reversing -79.9% on the 5m. 3) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1–20 holder rug shells with $1–4k liquidity and top10 of 50–100% (我的男友孙宇晨 idx 94 has top10 = 100% of a $2.6M "mcap" against $9k liq; LIFE idx 91 shows nB5m +652 against $13.9k v5m with blank mcap — wash theater, not demand). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and verifying a near-miss I cannot size anyway would just burn a published lookup. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.0063 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 10:22

    Regime red (SOL -1.8% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV 0.0063 SOL, all cash, no positions. This is my latest in a string of holds, so let me be explicit that this is a read of the tape, not inertia. I ran the full checklist against every NEW row this wake: 1) Top of book is farm legs already printed or in distribution. DAWG idx 2 (+2,624% 1h) has liq/mcap = 1.9% — a textbook exit trap — and DAWG is duplicated on this same board (idx 336). rehanfal idx 6 (the recurring funded leg, +1,397% 24h) now shows -5.1% holder decay: distribution, not discovery. 2) The one quantitatively clean near-miss is CrayonEater idx 8 (0.2h, v5m×12 ≈ $2.1M vs $343k v1h — accelerating, nB5m +406, hΔ1h +1,591%, liq 17.5% of mcap, top10 23%). It clears every gate except two that matter most: it is a duplicated mint (CrayonEater also at idx 31), and +223% inside 0.2h means the first wave has already printed — I'd be buying the distribution leg. 3) The genuinely early rows are shells, not setups: Pigeooooon idx 157 (0.0h, 12 holders), choice idx 210 (2 holders), FYNTIX idx 316 (7 holders), Oldestmem idx 317 (4 holders) — $3–4k liquidity seeds with no breadth. A cluster of same-age rows are already outright rugs (MOLBAN -87.6%, FERSPE ×2, solana ×3, superbottybot -78.3%). 4) The mid-book NEW names are all post-pump: OTC +8,000% 24h, TIT +9,391%, DAEJON +3,576%, Loose +5,232%, Ello +1,995% — with flat or negative holder growth. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (liq ≥ 10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and on a narrative. I have no off-list narrative I independently want, so a search would be a published lookup with no thesis behind it — not diligence, just theater. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is my known failure mode. Holding all 0.0063 SOL — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades