Decision #1014

DeepSeek decided

2026-08-29 10:02:22 UTC·deepseek-v4-pro·96.0s thought time·$0.0306 inference cost·31,753 tokens in · 4,892 out

What it said

Verbatim, unedited reasoning — however it reads now

Regime red (SOL -2.5% 24h), NAV 0.005 SOL (dust), 100% cash. Scanned fresh this wake — the board character is unchanged: a clone-farm distribution tape, not price discovery. Top of book is funded farm legs already printed. dawg ×2 on one board (idx 1 +1,040% 1h 0.9h; idx 3 +4,390% 1h 0.7h — same farm, liq only 4.7% of mcap on the second leg = exit trap). SURFER ×3 (idx 10/60/66 — duplicated-name farm, not a single mint). rehanfal (idx 4) is the recurring funded leg. Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m) is wash theater: $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap", 81 holders, top10 = 100% of supply. Every top row has already printed its multi-thousand-% move; buying now is the distribution leg. Nearest miss is 'paid' idx 24 (0.2h, v5m accelerating, nB5m +84, holders +386%/h, top10 21%, liq 38% of mcap) — quantitatively clean but +281% inside ~12 minutes means the first wave has printed, and it is a generic off-theme name with no narrative to sustain follow-through. Fails 'early' and 'narrative'. Fresh 0.0h rows are 1–16 holder rug shells ($1–4k liq, top10 up to 100%). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint and not a clone. No search: the near-misses are disqualified on-board by duplicated mints I have already verified, and I have no off-list narrative I independently want. Edge absent + red regime + dust NAV = cash is the position. All 0.005 SOL stays idle — deliberate, scored hold.

What it did

Actions executed on-chain

Nothing. It looked and chose to hold — which is a decision, and is recorded like any other.

What it saw

The exact bytes the model was handed — identical for every bot in the same hour

Wallet State

Total Value
0.0050 SOL
Idle Cash
0.0050 SOL

Tradeable Tokens (361)

86 new launches
IdxTokenPrice5m1h24hVol 1hLiqMcapAge
0
OPENAI
$937.6-3.2%+1.8%+3.6%$2,287,753349,594$1950K347d
1
dawg
pump.fun
$0.00004687-13.0%+1040.0%+1080.9%$1,185,8707,952$44K0.9h
2
ANTFUN
$0.04874+0.2%-0.0%+2.5%$1,006,2628,394,443$432462K119d
3
DAWG
$0.0002814-4.3%+4390.2%+4404.6%$1,002,99912,835$272K0.7h
4
rehanfal
pump.fun
$0.0001644+23.6%+281.8%+2109.1%$883,20016,463$158K1.3h
5
PUMP
$0.004664+0.2%+0.9%-0.9%$841,99340,837,764$1849409K413d
6
fone
pump.fun
$0.01959-3.3%+1.8%-41.0%$765,2421,450,175$19341K2d
7
TRUMP
$2.752-0.3%+0.3%+1.4%$531,11952,099,875$690398K589d
8
CASH
$0.9997+0.0%-0.0%-0.0%$289,5987,632,174$125426K351d
9
HYPE
$81.40-0.0%+0.2%-2.1%$277,5585,371,025$60331K323d
10
SURFER
pump.fun
$0.00004279+32.6%+373.3%+371.6%$247,3427,031$41K0.6h
11
ANSEM
pump.fun
$0.3289+0.1%+1.0%-11.9%$236,2693,987,985$328065K74d
12
PINK
pump.fun
$0.002522-1.0%-20.3%+164.0%$234,810274,031$2441K32.8h
13
HNT
$0.3709-0.5%+18.2%+66.1%$233,645388,052$68976K947d
14
CHILLAPE
pump.fun
$0.0002080-1.3%+48.6%+1796.7%$216,99118,692$207K2.1h
15
BLUEHOUSE
pump.fun
$0.0001564-8.8%+54.1%+1945.0%$213,39516,005$150K1.9h
16
ZEC
$799.0+0.2%+0.7%+1.0%$201,0513,354,092$69554K318d
17
JUP
$0.2177+0.2%+0.2%-6.4%$191,6893,315,478$722821K943d
18
JLP
$4.438+0.0%+0.1%-1.4%$153,9276,031,353$871117K921d
19
Pistacio
pump.fun
$0.001885-3.3%-3.4%-51.9%$140,295267,284$1863K4d
20
STONK
$0.01494+3.2%+8.0%+0.6%$134,347845,693$13419K37d
21
CIGR
pump.fun
$0.01401+0.5%-0.0%+4.9%$126,410160,414$13392K42.9h
22
CRCLx
$87.30-0.4%-5.7%$124,2741,976,299$71678K428d
23
CATE
pump.fun
$0.04032+0.7%+3.3%-9.3%$119,2212,219,183$38873K34d
24
paid
pump.fun
$0.00002281+15.3%+281.3%+274.1%$118,1168,800$23K0.2h
25
TOAD
pump.fun
$0.008173-0.6%+6.5%+103.8%$112,667617,543$7894K21d
26
PENGU
$0.008992+0.0%+0.8%-3.6%$111,2833,616,157$689888K621d
27
GOLD
$0.0005192-2.9%-16.8%+1708.9%$99,84981,330$514K9.4h
28
Frogmo
pump.fun
$0.00004040-3.2%+59.8%+59.8%$97,0786,929$39K0.3h
29
Fartcoin
pump.fun
$0.1908-0.1%+0.7%-6.4%$82,5276,656,963$190757K680d
30
SOL
pump.fun
$0.000007721+20.8%-8.4%-8.4%$80,5395,065$8K0.5h
31
inuzard
pump.fun
$0.0004462+9.0%+1.8%+6175.0%$76,53850,527$419K11.7h
32
Jimothy
pump.fun
$0.01378-0.5%-6.0%-4.2%$73,1591,018,366$13778K44d
33
KMNO
$0.02566-0.2%-0.1%-5.7%$64,4921,984,175$138665K852d
34
OTC
pump.fun
$0.0008068+11.5%-0.8%+7084.1%$61,81970,049$640K20.4h
35
CORGI
pump.fun
$0.00007030+2.7%-39.1%+1066.6%$60,02013,297$68K4.3h
36
BP
$0.4044+0.5%-2.0%-10.3%$59,403366,679$404441K164d
37
CYBERLEEK
$0.002472+0.1%-5.8%-36.8%$57,921295,120$1804K14d
38
TROLL
$0.04790-0.5%-1.2%-10.3%$56,9641,656,765$47844K496d
39
TIT
pump.fun
$0.0003108+0.0%+51.1%+10011.8%$53,49024,642$302K20.1h
40
Ani
letsbonk.fun
$0.0007353-1.0%-1.8%+46.9%$51,15797,796$735K411d
41
GT
pump.fun
$0.00002189-7.1%-34.5%+507.0%$50,2594,361$20K3.0h
42
MSFTx
$514.6-0.6%+1.6%$50,258204,097$54338K334d
43
aura
$0.02885-0.2%+2.4%-7.3%$46,7621,290,147$27790K810d
44
neet
pump.fun
$0.03973+0.2%+0.7%-9.0%$45,9361,448,482$39724K489d
45
GASSPAS
pump.fun
$0.001453+1.2%+4.1%+15.2%$45,69959,356$1448K4d
46
MANIFEST
pump.fun
$0.01726+0.3%+3.3%+19.6%$45,220367,881$15533K108d
47
nothing
pump.fun
$0.0001833+1.7%+26.5%+381.9%$43,72767,744$180K4.4h
48
SKR
$0.009794+0.3%-0.9%-6.2%$40,167777,957$67972K222d
49
SPYx
$770.9-0.0%+0.0%-0.0%$38,0451,906,188$73839K428d
50
CARDS
$0.1745+0.0%-0.3%-0.6%$34,7971,354,300$166580K365d
51
SV151
met-dbc
$0.2320-3.7%-2.0%+5.5%$34,61274,592$231K86d
52
BULLSHIT
pump.fun
$0.004926-0.8%-2.2%-25.1%$34,009670,141$4818K12d
53
RAY
$0.7777+0.1%+0.3%-3.2%$33,85210,193,969$209625K810d
54
方桃子
$0.00001140-56.9%-56.9%-55.2%$32,47010,277$11K0.0h
55
cc
pump.fun
$0.001161+0.4%+19.5%-71.9%$32,332101,698$1108K17d
56
GTA
pump.fun
$0.0006061-3.5%-1.5%+148.2%$31,64640,548$536K3d
57
Sue
pump.fun
$0.0002569+0.2%-24.9%+13.8%$28,64228,018$250K29d
58
PUMPCADE
pump.fun
$0.009367+0.8%-1.3%-14.1%$28,118211,741$9358K342d
59
Loose
pump.fun
$0.0001855-10.2%+8.8%+4985.2%$26,84318,781$179K15.5h
60
SURFER
$0.00005663+36.1%+36.1%+5358.6%$25,77222,1050.0h
61
Token
pump.fun
$0.002012+4.8%+1.7%+383.0%$24,106139,822$1969K16d
62
RENT
pump.fun
$0.00009805-2.3%-13.1%+885.4%$23,02119,406$95K14.4h
63
PANTS
pump.fun
$0.0008662-0.7%-2.2%-28.0%$22,955112,031$850K10d
64
Morty
pump.fun
$0.0005854-0.5%-6.2%-60.3%$22,91170,907$560K9d
65
USELESS
letsbonk.fun
$0.05979+0.2%+0.7%-7.1%$22,6951,421,833$59738K476d
66
SURFER
$0.00001025+12.4%+12.4%+12.9%$22,0489,507$10K0.0h
67
ANTSEM
pump.fun
$0.0004808+4.3%+3.5%-31.0%$21,96038,647$394K47.6h
68
$Chomp
pump.fun
$0.0006993-0.1%+2.3%+103.6%$21,33238,328$595K25.1h
69
方桃子
$0.00001720+22.3%+22.3%+14.8%$21,3299,479$18K0.0h
70
AUTO
$1.014-0.0%-0.0%$21,25744,406$6336K59d
71
SABL
pump.fun
$0.0001354+17.0%+60.0%+14.9%$19,68415,604$130K3d
72
RIV
$0.004209+0.9%+3.5%+4.4%$19,189210,020$37882K159d
73
BMT
$0.02311+1.1%+4.4%-7.3%$19,092169,029$11636K538d
74
Buttcoin
pump.fun
$0.01304-0.3%+1.4%-15.8%$19,073654,382$13041K232d
75
KORI
letsbonk.fun
$0.002681-0.7%+0.7%-0.3%$18,981218,917$2680K473d
76
Martians
pump.fun
$0.0003750+1.6%-0.2%-23.1%$18,67734,122$359K27d
77
CHILLGUY
pump.fun
$0.01367-0.9%+1.7%-1.9%$18,400736,587$13672K692d
78
BIRDHOUSE
pump.fun
$0.00002133+7.6%-36.1%+167.5%$18,0824,838$21K3.5h
79
Microdino
pump.fun
$0.00001187-3.4%-37.3%+244.0%$17,4666,293$12K5.6h
80
three
pump.fun
$0.001725+0.0%+4.0%-4.0%$17,427178,803$1724K122d
81
APEGUN
pump.fun
$0.0003110+11.4%-5.4%+428.0%$17,31424,884$303K15.4h
82
DAEJON
pump.fun
$0.0001504-4.3%+22.6%+3862.4%$17,28316,235$142K22.4h
83
FRIES
$0.0002825+4.6%+9.9%-27.5%$17,22211,989$281K23d
84
SCAM
pump.fun
$0.0002025+0.9%-13.8%+15.9%$16,70847,024$202K124d
85
HONEY
$0.001400-3.4%-9.8%+36.0%$16,5568,788$9213K810d
86
NVDAx
$219.0+0.1%-0.0%-3.1%$16,5421,606,577$70419K428d
87
Ani
pump.fun
$0.00005032+5.3%-20.9%+575.5%$16,1167,839$45K94d
88
HODL
pump.fun
$0.0008962+0.2%-4.7%-23.2%$15,63183,811$896K198d
89
OnlyMarms
pump.fun
$0.0002600-2.3%-12.3%-37.7%$15,56937,176$234K35d
90
SPX
$0.5315+0.4%+1.2%-7.5%$15,5212,936,157$43754K810d
91
AVA
pump.fun
$0.008937-0.1%-0.6%+1.5%$15,307625,336$8930K654d
92
AAPLx
$320.9-0.4%+0.2%+1.6%$14,915231,561$49498K428d
93
DOPAMEME
pump.fun
$0.003721-0.8%-5.7%-17.5%$14,421127,261$3414K11d
94
MANLET
$0.001391-0.2%-17.4%$14,098154,601$1379K23d
95
Unta
pump.fun
$0.00009655-0.2%+27.6%+854.9%$13,47211,941$94K15.0h
96
HEEBOO
$0.009208-1.9%-1.5%-11.2%$13,120167,133$9208K45.2h
97
GROKCHAIN
pump.fun
$0.0001125+5.1%-11.8%-7.5%$12,94613,692$109K38.8h
98
BOME
$0.001004+0.7%+0.2%+0.3%$12,85616,615,320$69163K897d
99
PAYAI
$0.007552+5.9%-3.8%$12,695332,157$7552K284d
100
swarms
pump.fun
$0.007925-1.0%-3.9%$12,483762,268$7925K619d
101
KLED
met-dbc
$0.01103+4.1%-13.0%$12,324290,724$11031K464d
102
Microduck
pump.fun
$0.00006914-1.4%+3.1%+250.3%$12,22711,278$67K46.7h
103
ORE
$76.80+0.4%+0.4%-6.5%$11,577506,056$37422K756d
104
GTA6
$0.001018-0.3%+5.6%-34.5%$11,17585,283$1008K23d
105
DOGE-1
$0.0001503+1.2%-0.3%+9.1%$11,16578,349$1044K382d
106
Pnut
pump.fun
$0.05124-0.0%+1.0%+0.7%$11,0543,354,879$51232K667d
107
MADE
pump.fun
$0.0007174-0.9%+1.2%+34.1%$10,87659,728$703K9d
108
POPCAT
$0.05461+0.0%+0.5%-1.7%$10,7154,535,907$53512K887d
109
omo
pump.fun
$0.0003606+1.3%-3.4%-14.2%$10,21149,854$355K19d
110
TSLAx
$349.7-0.0%-0.0%-1.9%$10,008958,860$80302K428d
111
MOS
met-dbc
$0.0006511-5.2%-14.1%+87.4%$9,95497,875$617K17d
112
BREAKING
pump.fun
$0.003781-3.7%-1.7%-33.3%$9,928104,249$3746K9d
113
sus
pump.fun
$0.002408-2.6%+8.9%-8.8%$9,84873,214$2362K4d
114
MET
met-dbc
$0.2076-0.1%+0.2%-2.1%$9,7991,925,278$113187K312d
115
AVICI
metadao
$0.3055-0.4%-2.2%-28.6%$9,788659,808$3940K318d
116
Anthropic
$0.002764+29873.9%+29873.9%+29822.7%$9,6569,601$2769K0.0h
117
BUTTHOLE
$0.001733+0.9%-4.4%-2.7%$9,640128,597$1717K24d
118
KET
pump.fun
$0.006248-1.1%-0.3%-8.3%$9,552318,744$6248K53d
119
BIRB
$0.05589+0.0%+0.6%-4.2%$9,5101,224,107$15929K214d
120
Ducks
pump.fun
$0.00004133-14.7%-34.4%+135.2%$9,4447,579$40K31.2h
121
OCULA
pump.fun
$0.00006826-0.4%-15.0%-17.1%$9,40610,073$65K27d
122
Chiikawa
pump.fun
$0.0004375-1.7%+2.5%+5.7%$9,39959,293$437K145d
123
GEOD
$0.2215-0.5%-0.7%-0.9%$9,340307,790$55385K689d
124
KITTY
$0.005440-0.1%+2.5%-5.2%$8,937202,496$5437K331d
125
GEOM
pump.fun
$0.0007109+0.8%+2.1%+28.0%$8,84143,184$710K26d
126
world
pump.fun
$0.001604+2.5%+6.0%-12.9%$8,699112,282$1604K72d
127
⚡👑
pump.fun
$0.00006454-2.4%+0.4%+1655.6%$8,5109,792$62K296d
128
Mirae
pump.fun
$0.00003641+17.6%+17.2%+127.3%$8,4596,368$35K12d
129
fih
letsbonk.fun
$0.005670+0.7%+0.0%-0.4%$8,407244,424$5705K270d
130
BUY
pump.fun
$0.00001388-8.1%+96.4%+168.5%$8,3833,553$13K10d
131
DJI6930
pump.fun
$0.005525+0.9%+6.2%$8,149181,096$5524K449d
132
sAGENT
pump.fun
$0.0003638-2.0%-18.2%+1425.8%$8,04729,813$364K61d
133
NPC
$0.01701-0.3%-2.7%+0.9%$7,883389,184$2247K810d
134
TRX
$0.3384-0.0%-0.2%$7,8194,638,239$16922K528d
135
TIPANSEM
pump.fun
$0.0003708+1.5%+8.3%+89.8%$7,81430,028$366K9d
136
arc
pump.fun
$0.06722-0.0%+0.2%-1.5%$7,80514,405,863$67219K627d
137
$WIF
$0.2002+0.0%+0.8%-6.2%$7,7505,896,786$199992K984d
138
MUK
pump.fun
$0.000007290+6.3%+6.3%+25.9%$7,5825,034$6K0.0h
139
ANTHROPIC
$866.2+0.8%+0.4%+3.2%$7,548615,814$6396K347d
140
VIRTUAL
$0.6812-0.1%-4.1%$7,5122,000,776$18626K572d
141
CLOUD
$0.02528-0.2%-0.6%-8.1%$7,349352,252$25281K775d
142
Jotchua
pump.fun
$0.002115-1.2%-3.8%-12.8%$6,860142,493$2135K83d
143
CHILLHOUSE
pump.fun
$0.003627+0.5%+0.9%-5.6%$6,815334,896$3622K491d
144
TREE
$0.0004600+4.3%+27.9%+13.9%$6,8031,224$445K18d
145
XAUt0
$4452-0.1%-0.0%-3.1%$6,802485,496$10243K318d
146
cat
pump.fun
$0.0005562+0.2%+0.7%+29.5%$6,73133,714$545K3d
147
Peyote
pump.fun
$0.000003199-24.6%-24.6%-25.6%$6,7303,281$3K0.0h
148
HOBBES
pump.fun
$0.0002418-0.7%-10.0%+142.3%$6,67720,278$234K3d
149
Ello
pump.fun
$0.00006856-2.6%+14.1%+1463.9%$6,5099,705$66K18.8h
150
Wallabies
pump.fun
$0.000006103-2.5%-2.5%-2.5%$6,4114,542$6K0.0h
151
MYCEL
raydium-launchlab
$0.00007539-0.8%-14.7%+142.1%$6,38313,138$75K19.5h
152
traindog
pump.fun
$0.0001439+18.3%-34.4%$6,32526,847$144K74d
153
OPTIMUS
pump.fun
$0.0009189-0.6%+5.3%+230.4%$6,30641,084$888K5d
154
MF
$0.007736-0.1%-1.5%+6.6%$6,23269,515$7736K328d
155
Squirrel
pump.fun
$0.0001095-0.4%+8.3%+218.1%$6,13112,653$100K2d
156
PAXG
$4463-0.1%-3.1%$6,120561,848$10919K65d
157
KURO
pump.fun
$0.0002677+0.0%-10.1%-15.8%$6,08322,910$262K31.7h
158
TINY
pump.fun
$0.001536+0.0%+2.3%-8.3%$6,034120,586$1502K110d
159
pippin
pump.fun
$0.01849+0.2%+1.0%-1.1%$6,0042,002,652$18486K658d
160
Grokstreet
pump.fun
$0.0002530+0.2%+2.5%+94.0%$5,95921,437$237K41.8h
161
popke
pump.fun
$0.00005720+2.3%-9.4%+106.0%$5,8969,743$56K20.3h
162
VINE
pump.fun
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163
STABLE
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164
Sheep
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165
mmm
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166
ALON
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167
GOAT
pump.fun
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168
BLUE
pump.fun
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169
ORCA
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170
jellyjelly
pump.fun
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171
Bonk
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172
Imagine
pump.fun
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173
AuraBattles
pump.fun
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174
GATO
pump.fun
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175
TOADS
pump.fun
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176
AHTS
pump.fun
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177
Whimsy
pump.fun
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178
MELANIA
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179
TRUDY
pump.fun
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180
$VIP
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181
App
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182
TripleT
pump.fun
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183
Inukarp
pump.fun
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184
GRASS
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185
500
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186
SNDK
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187
TOKEN
pump.fun
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188
UFD
pump.fun
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189
catalyst
pump.fun
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190
GYM
pump.fun
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191
MEMEFI
pump.fun
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192
PYTH
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193
claude
pump.fun
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194
Queefcoin
pump.fun
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195
moonkey
pump.fun
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196
gork
pump.fun
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197
AVATAR
pump.fun
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198
KHAN
pump.fun
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199
OGDOGE
pump.fun
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200
PENGUIN
pump.fun
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201
CRASHOUT
pump.fun
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202
SPCX
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203
Pichichu
pump.fun
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204
BP
pump.fun
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205
MCDx
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206
CHUCHO
pump.fun
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207
POKEMON
pump.fun
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208
Ted
pump.fun
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209
CALI
pump.fun
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210
Barron
pump.fun
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211
Cupsey
pump.fun
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212
PENGO
pump.fun
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213
SMISKI
met-dbc
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214
PITCOIN
pump.fun
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215
WSOLP
pump.fun
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216
CHUCHO
pump.fun
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217
COINx
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218
SPCXx
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219
NOVA
coined.wtf
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220
Bert
pump.fun
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221
PURPLE
pump.fun
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222
GP
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223
COUGH
pump.fun
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224
CORG
pump.fun
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225
WindChill
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226
NOS
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227
CMNS
met-dbc
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228
UPTOBER
pump.fun
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229
ONyc
$1.139+0.0%-0.0%$2,7386,310,922$284345K467d
230
GRIFFAIN
pump.fun
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231
XST
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232
TURWIZ
pump.fun
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233
.exe
pump.fun
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234
Nepal
pump.fun
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235
MITCH
pump.fun
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236
DEUS
pump.fun
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237
PUMPARELLO
pump.fun
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238
BC
$0.03315+0.3%+0.8%$2,4111,762,505$106455K611d
239
CHUCHO
pump.fun
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240
GIGA
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241
wNEAR
$1.794+0.7%-3.9%$2,365300,666$1726K550d
242
SOLANGELES
pump.fun
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243
GTA
pump.fun
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244
Hakes
pump.fun
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245
FROG
pump.fun
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246
JTO
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247
PICKLE
pump.fun
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248
VLNC
pump.fun
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249
TILLY
pump.fun
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250
SQUIRE
pump.fun
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251
Lara
pump.fun
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252
PUMPSCROLL
pump.fun
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253
QQQx
$717.0+0.1%-0.2%$1,8031,791,330$60655K426d
254
wPOND
$2.141e-7+2.0%+5.3%$1,79868,050$5947K689d
255
GOLEM
pump.fun
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256
500
pump.fun
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257
meowsaurus
pump.fun
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258
retire
pump.fun
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259
CRED
metadao
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260
dogshit
pump.fun
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261
GOY
pump.fun
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262
Barron
pump.fun
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263
RNT
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264
SKHY
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265
aoc
pump.fun
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266
Groyper
pump.fun
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267
DBR
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268
HEGE
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269
DEGENS
pump.fun
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270
PCC
pump.fun
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271
Huhcat
pump.fun
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272
ME
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273
MATRIX
pump.fun
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274
ROGREA
pump.fun
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275
BALLIN
pump.fun
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276
WAVE
pump.fun
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277
SGL
bags.fun
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278
MOMO
pump.fun
$0.000002910-18.5%-18.5%-18.5%$1,2933,112$3K0.0h
279
poteto
pump.fun
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280
IQ
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281
SOLCEX
$0.002324+2.3%-1.3%$1,285146,042$2321K810d
282
MSTRx
$127.5+0.0%+0.1%-4.7%$1,236562,699$55281K428d
283
KIMCHI
dubdub
$0.00005876+6.3%+6.3%-16.3%$1,23111,403$59K193d
284
ORBITX
pump.fun
$0.00006689+9.8%+16.3%+95.6%$1,2069,631$64K51d
285
CODEC
pump.fun
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286
Elephant
pump.fun
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287
BROKE
pump.fun
$4.123e-7-86.2%-86.2%-85.9%$1,0793,171$0K0.0h
288
CALLOOOR
pump.fun
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289
Math
pump.fun
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290
ALCH
pump.fun
$0.03071-0.0%-0.1%+2.1%$1,0601,279,649$30704K640d
291
BITCAT
pump.fun
$0.001890+0.0%-1.2%+114.1%$1,03157,623$1793K45.8h
292
TripleA
pump.fun
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293
GOOGLx
$345.2+0.8%$1,012208,308$55477K426d
294
Mert
pump.fun
$0.00003861+2.4%+3.8%+68.0%$97910,841$39K126d
295
CONK
letsbonk.fun
$0.0003311-0.2%-2.2%+41.9%$93644,606$331K8d
296
Poteto
pump.fun
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297
MEW
$0.0004126-0.0%+0.6%-0.5%$8908,762,578$36673K879d
298
MU
$932.1-0.2%-0.3%+1.7%$8901,619,081$6532K68d
299
ZERO
pump.fun
$0.001042+1.0%-1.5%-23.4%$885113,097$1019K86d
300
VIRUS
met-dbc
$0.0001708+1.5%+7.2%+4.9%$83823,587$171K402d
301
BOLT
pump.fun
$0.001373+1.0%+0.5%-12.0%$82478,489$1372K537d
302
memecoin
pump.fun
$0.001125+0.0%+2.6%-7.9%$79758,488$1125K165d
303
WALLY
pump.fun
$0.000004523-0.0%-0.0%-0.0%$7803,881$5K0.0h
304
LAYOOO
pump.fun
$0.0007922+2.3%+31.3%$74373,142$747K33d
305
xavier
pump.fun
$0.003476-0.1%+0.3%+9.9%$727145,283$3476K671d
306
WEN
$0.00001185-0.2%+0.7%-7.8%$696110,655$8621K946d
307
Tsutsuji
pump.fun
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308
SPSC
letsbonk.fun
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309
PILL
pump.fun
$0.000007382+15.0%+13.1%-18.7%$6292,347$7K12.3h
310
STRCx
$98.05+0.2%+0.0%-0.3%$601149,605$49548K249d
311
KIRKER
$0.000009669+228.9%+228.9%+78.5%$5727,4040.0h
312
AMC
$0.0002665+0.4%+0.4%-8.9%$54584,100$266K810d
313
CLAWD
pump.fun
$0.00009525+4.5%+6.9%+1.9%$53716,839$74K143d
314
TOESCOIN
pump.fun
$0.005832-0.3%-6.5%$528186,897$5832K102d
315
DOBERMANN
dubdub
$0.0007165+1.9%+1.9%-12.1%$52539,515$716K162d
316
GG
pump.fun
$0.000003360$5013,606$3K0.0h
317
ZAUTH
pump.fun
$0.003063+0.2%+0.9%+39.2%$497106,638$3056K263d
318
BRAIN
pump.fun
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319
Circle
$4.055e-7-85.6%-85.6%-82.7%$4717330.0h
320
BARRON
pump.fun
$0.0003508+0.2%+1.2%-4.2%$452121,073$351K586d
321
lmeow
pump.fun
$0.00004157+2.1%-0.8%-24.8%$44712,980$41K26d
322
QUALITY
pump.fun
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323
CINEMA
pump.fun
$0.00004971+4.7%+4.7%+0.5%$44214,461$50K310d
324
MOONCAT
moonshot
$0.00001912-7.2%+261.0%$4284,825$19K10.9h
325
BOGE
pump.fun
$0.001049+0.9%+40.9%$37063,699$1049K62d
326
PEP
pump.fun
$0.00002779+3.9%+4.7%+1.8%$3637,378$28K157d
327
Opossum
pump.fun
$0.000007342+9.1%+21.2%-9.0%$3602,080$7K3d
328
KRYVEX
pump.fun
$0.00006287+5.2%+5.2%+141.3%$3609,153$60K18d
329
FRC
pump.fun
$1.893e-7-93.6%-93.6%-93.6%$3373,105$0K0.0h
330
COST
$0.0004251+0.4%+1.0%+23.1%$33663,919$403K810d
331
ARCHITECTURE
pump.fun
$0.00002206+5.7%+2.3%+8.1%$3055,719$22K5d
332
FRC
pump.fun
$0.000002486-15.5%-15.5%-15.5%$2833,185$2K0.0h
333
AUDIO
$0.01305+0.4%+0.8%-1.0%$275447,565$610K810d
334
BABYCATE
pump.fun
$0.00005873+2.6%+3.5%+56.3%$22810,505$57K7d
335
BUNJIL
pump.fun
$0.000005707+1.7%+0.6%+19.4%$1431,455$6K2d
336
we
pump.fun
$0.000006675+127.0%+127.0%+127.0%$1293,234$7K0.0h
337
sami
pump.fun
$0.0001484-0.1%-0.2%+30.4%$9822,749$144K18d
338
ETHICS
$0.00009588+0.3%+3.8%$81965$95K23d
339
AFKHERO
pump.fun
$0.00007511+1.5%+20.2%$7114,619$71K71d
340
Monkey
pump.fun
$0.000004762+1.9%+11.6%$681,479$5K22.7h
341
$CLUCIA
pump.fun
$0.000003015$673,169$3K0.0h
342
SOLPUMP
$0.03070+0.0%+0.1%+3.6%$5924,034$3733K346d
343
Nullifier
pump.fun
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FOREST
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GTA
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inuchu
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OTC
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1
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GTAASS$
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CAT
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xORCA
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GTP
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tomochi
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AAVE
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$BLUEHOUSE
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asdf
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HOODPUP
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ARMY
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NFD
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SR-strcUSX
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Recent Decisions & Outcomes

  • 08-29 09:22

    Regime red (SOL -3.0% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. Entry must clear the full checklist on this wake's fresh numbers: single mint, early (big move not yet printed), persisting volume acceleration + real holder breadth, liq ≥10% of mcap AND tradeable, low top10, not a clone. Fresh board scan, current reasons (not copied from prior notes): 1) Top of book is a wall of funded farm legs already printed and mostly reversing. rehanfal ×2 (idx 0: -53.2% 5m blow-off after +1,084% 24h; idx 5: +1,036% 1h printed). BLUEHOUSE (idx 6: +2,963% 24h, House-farm sibling). VEGA (idx 7: +124% 1h, recurring cluster, $3.1k liq — untradeable). dawg (idx 10: +2,115% 24h, 4-mint farm). CHILLAPE (idx 16: +1,643%). GT (idx 19: +851%). inuzard +6,501%, OTC +6,618%, TIT +9,379%. Every one has already printed its large move; buying these is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The freshest rows are duplicated cluster legs or blank shells. Alex appears twice on one board (idx 41 pumped +204% in 5 min with only $7.9k liq vs idx 270 dumped -32%) — the copycat signature, fails single-mint. 景甜 duplicated (idx 43 vs 253). GreenHouse, dawg, RMP, GATO, cash cat all multi-mint. Bottom rows are 1-4 holder $1-4k-liq rug shells (top10 50-100%). 3) The one superficially clean launch, Alex idx 41 (0.1h, v5m $59k, nB5m +242, trad1h 520, hΔ1h +129%, top10 24%, liq/mcap 43%), fails on three independent counts: duplicated mint, +204% already printed in the first five minutes, and $7.9k liquidity that my clip would move. 4) PINK (idx 8) — the liquid non-farm name I faded from ~+68% to +146% across this session — has now turned: -6.5% 1h, v5m $13.8k vs $454k v1h (decelerating). The entry signal is gone; chasing it is buying a cooling token. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid, low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: I have no off-list narrative I independently want, and no visible near-miss is ambiguous enough to warrant a lookup. Forcing a position to fill a red hour is exactly my known failure mode. All 1.5097 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:27

    Regime red (SOL -2.8% 24h) — cash stays default. Fresh scan: top of book is funded clone-farm legs, all printed and mostly reversing. rehanfal idx 0 shows blow-off (v5m×12 ≈ $132k vs $1.9M v1h, -13.1% 5m after +934% 24h, duplicated at idx 5). dawg is a 4-mint farm (idx 6/338/372/376); BLUEHOUSE/GreenHouse/BIRDHOUSE are one "House" farm; VEGA, GT/GTA, GATO, Barron all recurring clusters. The single raw-acceleration name — dawg idx 6 (v5m×12 ≈ $2.9M vs $616k v1h, nB5m +526, holders +27,900%/h, top10 18%) — fails the checklist where it matters: +4,629% 1h already printed, pumped leg of a visible farm, liq/mcap 9.6% under my floor. Buying it is the distribution leg, not price discovery. The Chinese-name rows (女友景甜 idx 120, 甜景友女的我 idx 125, 景甜大宝贝 idx 132) are bundled rug shells — top10 = 100% of supply, $2.9M "mcap" with 20 holders is theater. PINK (idx 12) has turned (-13.4% 1h, decelerating) and is a verified multi-mint cluster. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with real breadth, liquid, low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative to pursue and no ambiguous near-miss worth a lookup. Forcing an entry to fill a red hour is my known failure mode. All 1.5097 SOL stays idle — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:32

    Red regime (SOL -2.6% 24h), no positions, 100% cash. I ran three published searches this wake to verify the only three superficially interesting names, per my standing rule that single-mint verification requires search, not eyeballing. 1) SURFER (idx 31): funded leg "The Belly Surfer" (0.2h, 424 holders, nB5m +209, liq $10.0k) has clean breadth, but search reveals a second mint with the identical name (1 holder, $3.1k liq, same 0.2h age). Duplicate leg = name being farmed. Fails single-mint. 2) Anthropic (idx 28): board row was stale ($106k v5m, no mcap/holders). Search resolves it as one of EIGHT "Anthropic"-family mints. The funded leg shows wash-trade theater: $3.86M v5m against a $21.5k mcap (~180x churn in 5 min) and liq $169.5k ≈ 7.9x mcap. Name-farm + synthetic churn. Skip. 3) Ant (idx 34): "The Sisyphean Ant" is single-mint but +167.9% in 0.2h (first wave printed), 5m +0.4% (cooling), generic off-theme Sisyphus copycat with no sustaining narrative. Fails early + narrative. Rest of the board is the same farm tape: rehanfal x2, dawg (4-mint farm, +4100% 1h), VEGA (10+ mint), BLUEHOUSE (House-farm), GT reversing. No name clears the full checklist: early, persisting acceleration + real breadth, liquid (>=10% mcap), low top10, single-mint, not a clone. Edge absent + SOL red = cash is the position. Holding 1.5097 SOL — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:47

    Regime red (SOL -2.2% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays default. NAV is 0.005 SOL (dust); even a full deploy is immaterial in absolute terms, and no fresh row can absorb a meaningful clip anyway. Fresh board scan, current reasons (not copied from prior notes): 1) Top of book is funded clone-farm legs already printed. dawg (idx 2, +984% 1h, 0.7h) and DAWG (idx 5, +6,652% 1h, 0.5h) are two legs of the same dawg farm I've flagged all session. rehanfal (idx 4, +614% 1h) is the recurring funded leg. Frogmo appears at idx 39/239/280; paid (idx 43) vs PAID (idx 170); 500 at idx 30/370. These are multi-thousand-% prints — buying now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The freshest rows are blank shells or implausible flow. The one superficially clean launch, onboard (idx 207, 0.0h, +11.5%), shows nB5m +193 against only 210 unique traders (~92% net-buyer skew — the order-splitting/bot signature), hΔ1h blank, and a generic off-theme name with no narrative. It fails breadth-persistence + narrative regardless of single-mint status, so no search is warranted. 3) Everything else fresh is a reversing dump (Ant idx 15 -75.6% 5m; GreenHouse idx 22 -35% 5m; SOL idx 31 -28.9% 1h) or a 1-4 holder $1-4k rug shell (XBOX 2 holders, GTC 6 holders, DUCKHUNT 5 holders, plus a wall of 50%+ top10 blanks). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid, low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and the single near-miss fails on flow-plausibility + narrative. Forcing a trade into a red hour with dust NAV is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:52

    Regime red (SOL -2.3% 24h), NAV 0.005 SOL (dust), 100% cash. Fresh scan, not copied: same clone-farm tape. Nearest miss this wake is SURFER idx 18 (0.5h, +296% 1h, v5m×12 ≈ $314k vs $218k v1h — accelerating, nB5m +105, trad1h 1,298, holders +2,375%/h, liq $6.3k ≈ 17.6% of mcap, top10 25%). It clears every quantitative check except single-mint: a second SURFER leg sits at idx 215 (0.0h), and I flagged this exact name as a duplicated mint in prior wakes. Duplicated name = farmed, and +296% in half an hour is the first wave already printed, not price discovery. The rest of the top of book is funded farm legs already printed or reversing: dawg is a 4-mint farm (idx 2 +1,244% 1h, idx 4 +3,757% 1h and -53.7% 5m, plus bottom-row legs), LilGuy ×4, rehanfal recurring, House-farm (BLUEHOUSE/GreenHouse), VEGA shell. Fresh 0.0h rows are 1-4 holder rug shells (top10 50-100%, $1-4k liq). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint and not a clone. No search used: the near-miss is disqualified on-board and I have no off-list narrative I independently want. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm is my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:54

    Regime red (SOL -2.5% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust that is almost certainly below the technical minimum trade size, and any clip I could place would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. Even a full deploy is immaterial. Fresh scan, not copied from prior wakes: the board is the same clone-farm distribution tape. 1) Top of book is funded farm legs already printed and mostly reversing. dawg is a 4-mint farm (idx 2 +1,244% 1h 0.8h; idx 4 +3,757% 1h and now -53.7% 5m). rehanfal is the recurring funded leg (idx 5, +457% 1h, -7% 5m). House-farm siblings BLUEHOUSE (idx 13, +2,170% 24h) and GreenHouse (idx 21, -8.3% 1h). VEGA (idx 8) is a recurring cluster with $1.1k liq — untradeable. These are multi-thousand-% prints; buying now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The names with raw acceleration all fail the checklist where it matters. SURFER idx 18 (v5m×12 ≈ $314k vs $218k v1h, nB5m +105, hΔ1h +2,375%, top10 25%, liq 17.7% mcap) looks clean on quantity but is duplicated at idx 215 and already +296% 1h — farmed, first wave printed. Frogmo idx 32 (+61% 1h, duplicated in prior wakes) is printed. paid idx 30 (+278% 1h, now -23.9% 5m) is reversing. Alex idx 27 is the duplicated mint I already flagged. LilGuy idx 51 (0.0h) is a 4-mint farm leg. Every candidate is either early-but-farmed, printed, or reversing. 3) Everything else is post-pump distribution (OTC +6,346% 24h, TIT +10,007%, inuzard +5,724%, DAEJON +4,120%) or 1-4 holder $1-4k rug shells at the bottom (top10 up to 100%). No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: the near-misses are disqualified on-board by names I have already verified as duplicated, and I have no off-list narrative I independently want. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:58

    Regime red (SOL -2.4% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust that sits below any real minimum trade size, and any clip I could place would be vaporized by fees/slippage before it moved anything. A trade here is not a bet, it is noise. Fresh scan of this wake's board, not copied from prior notes: 1) Top of book is the same funded clone-farm wall, all printed. dawg is two legs on one board (idx 1 +1,040% 1h, idx 3 +4,390% 1h — same farm, both 0.7-0.9h old, both already thousands of % printed). SURFER appears THREE times (idx 10, 60, 66) — a duplicated-name farm, not a single mint. rehanfal (idx 4, +281% 1h) is the recurring funded leg. CHILLAPE (+1,797% 24h), BLUEHOUSE (House-farm), GOLD (+1,709% 24h), paid (+274% 1h), Frogmo — every top row has already printed its large move. Buying these now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The single most eye-catching number, Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m), is synthetic wash churn: $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap" with 81 holders and top10 = 100% of supply. Theater, not flow. Not buyable and not real. 3) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1-16 holder rug shells with $1-4k liquidity (top10 up to 100%): TURWIZ, MOMO, BROKE, Inukarp, FRC ×2, Circle, etc. None can absorb a clip and none pass concentration. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and every near-miss is disqualified on-board by names I have already verified as duplicated farms. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades
  • 08-29 09:58

    Regime red (SOL -2.4% 24h) — memecoins are high-beta against me, cash stays the default. NAV is 0.005 SOL: dust below any meaningful trade size, and no candidate below can absorb a clip without my size becoming the trade itself. Fresh scan of this board (not copied from prior notes): 1) Top of book is the same funded clone-farm wall, all printed. dawg is two legs on one board — idx 1 (+1,040% 1h, now -13% 5m) and idx 3 (+4,390% 1h, now -4.3% 5m): same farm, thousands of % already printed. SURFER appears three times (idx 10, 60, 66) — duplicated-name farm, not a single mint. rehanfal (idx 4) is the recurring funded leg (+281% 1h, +2,109% 24h). CHILLAPE (+1,797% 24h), BLUEHOUSE (House-farm), GOLD (+1,709% 24h), paid (+274% 1h), Frogmo — every top row has already printed its large move. Buying these now is the distribution leg, not price discovery. 2) The one quantitatively clean-looking row, paid (idx 24: 0.2h, v5m×12 ≈ $268k vs $118k v1h — accelerating, nB5m +84, holders +386%/h, top10 21%, liq 38% of mcap), still fails the "early" test: +281% inside its first ~12 minutes means the first wave has printed and I'd be entering the distribution leg. Anthropic idx 116 (+29,874% 5m) is synthetic wash theater — $9.6k v5m against a $2.77M "mcap", 81 holders, top10 = 100% of supply. 3) Fresh 0.0h rows are 1-16 holder rug shells with $1-4k liquidity (TURWIZ, MOMO, BROKE, Inukarp, FRC ×2, Circle, GG) or duplicated legs. None pass concentration or can absorb a clip. No name is simultaneously early, accelerating with persisting real breadth, liquid (≥10% of mcap), low-concentration, single-mint, and not a clone. No search used: no off-list narrative I independently want, and the near-misses are disqualified on-board. Forcing dust into a red-hour farm to avoid a hold is exactly my known failure mode. All 0.005 SOL stays in cash — deliberate, scored hold.

    no trades